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Archive for April, 2008

What defines a fantastic fuck?

23 Apr 2008

Alexander asked a great question in the comments on my last post [in which I remembered a "very naked weekend" with New Year's Lips after we had first met]: “So what is it that qualifies as a ‘fantastic fuck’ as opposed to just a ‘fuck’??”  Well, my dear Alexander, I could go on and on [...]

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