Comments on: Dating 101: don’t poop on your date

By: Shirtless Guy

Shirtless Guy — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:29:50 +0000

SO wait DD you masturbate before your dates?

This post is hilarious for its nastiness and your reaction.

By: Tony

Tony — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 10:34:33 +0000

(heaves) I can never understand people who don't have basic hygiene in day to day to life, but not having it on a date... man that's 10x worse. Tony’s last blog post..Just Me Track #8 - The Curse Of...

By: The Dateable Dork

The Dateable Dork — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 01:16:30 +0000

NewWrldYankee – Ewww! What’s worse – a hairy ass or a shitty ass? Both bad in my opinion.

Lance – In the spirit of TMI, I totally do that.

P.S. – Can’t believe this poop post generated so much discussion. Hahaha.

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By: Lance

Lance — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:08:04 +0000

Yuck! Just like a pre-date wanking, you have to take a pre-date crap. How does someone not know this? Lance’s last blog post..Barack Obama Is Totally Jacked, And This Is A Good Thing

By: NewWrldYankee

NewWrldYankee — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:30:02 +0000

Gross Gros Gross - and I thought the quick hand pull on my part to the hairiest ass ever was the worst..but this?? TMI on a whole 'nother level. NewWrldYankee’s last blog post..There’s more to England than London

By: The Dateable Dork

The Dateable Dork — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:27:38 +0000

Virgin – Exactly! He could have just excused himself, taken care of whatever he needed to do, and I would never have known what was up. So simple! Hello???

Chris – Yes, I completely agree that the “bad week” discussion needs to happen before you’re almost at the goods. But with that said, I’ve run into guys who are totally comfortable with tampons… I’ve actually been surprised just how comfortable they can be. Weird, but it works for me! We’re all adults, right?

Kiera – I’m sure he did! It was extremely clear that his poop comment was what tipped me over the edge into complete repulsion. Next time, just be poop-free!!!

Claire – First of all, yay for ass play! And secondly, you make a very good point. There are plenty of times where my overall state of freshness comes into mind, but if I think there may be an issue, I just quietly take care of it on my own. No need to anounce it to your date!

Hammer – You’re missing a very important point – this guy had an amazingly sexy phone voice. He could have gotten me to do just about anything over the phone. Too bad he wasn’t so sexy in person!

StephanieInCA – Hahaha… I don’t care what kind of fancy TP products people use, as long as I can grab a guy’s ass and not have to worry about SHIT! What is the world coming to, anyway? What happened to the days of carefree ass grabbing?

Claire – Sounds about right. Whatever, as long as that ass is clean. Seriously, I can’t believe there’s even a need to talk about this issue! Ahhhh!!! Stupid jackass and his poop comment. Scarred me for life!

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By: Claire

Claire — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:00:32 +0000

“Pre-moistened TP”

So basically baby wipes. For adults.

By: StephanieInCA

StephanieInCA — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 18:17:31 +0000

OMG this reminds me of a horrible commercial that was airing about a year ago, for some kind of pre-moistened TP. It was hilarious, and very disturbing, to watch them try to dance around the fact that the product was designed to clean the remaining shit off your ass.

Aha! Here it is: http://commercial-archive.com/node/124967

“You’re not done yet” inDEED.

Oh also? Give me a heads up next time you’re in LA and I’ll hook you up with my doc, who apparently does vag-o-plasties.

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By: Hammer

Hammer — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:06:35 +0000

Is it weird that the only takeaway I have from this post is that all one needs to do to get you out on a date is keep pestering you? Hammer’s last blog post..New Years with C&R

By: Claire

Claire — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:45:56 +0000

Ok confession time…

I dated a guy who was really into arse play and on more then one occasion, when he was performing a little “rim job”, i have to admit, i may have thought the same thing as DD’s friend above. NEVER said it out loud though!!!!!!!!

I mean, I am able to clean myself up properly, but there’s always the subconscious fear when someone’s licking between your cheeks – what if i taste like poo?

By: Kiera

Kiera — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 06:02:54 +0000

That is the funniest/grossest thing I have heard in a while. I wonder if he beat himself up later after realizing he said that out loud instead of just thinking it. What an idiot!

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 03:53:35 +0000

Oh Jesus, DD. I had a similar experience and it was terrible. We had moved to the after dinner activities and while she didn’t want to full out get it on, some touchy-feely was on the menu. The problem is my hand is in her pants and almost to the panties when she whispers that I shouldn’t pull the string.

Of course this string doesn’t inflate a life vest, and seriously we are both adults. Tell me this is “the bad week” before we start anything and I’ll take the hint and wait until I see you again. Don’t tell me when its almost too late. Of course there wasn’t a next time.

Oh man, that was almost a bad discovery…

By: The Virgin

The Virgin — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:53:52 +0000

Oh, no! Haha. I’m surprised as he didn’t immediately excuse himself (without giving a reason) to go to the bathroom to “clean up more.” Would have been blunt and weird, but less so than admitting what’s up.

Eh well, I guess it’s like the On Dating woman says, even a bad date makes a good story.