Groundbreaking news from MSNBC!
People, brace yourselves: I saw an article on MSNBC today that will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. It’s so insightful, so mind-boggling, so incredibly amazingly eye-opening that I literally fell off my chair and onto a box of condoms and a cute male coworker during my lunch break. (Ok, not really, but WOW was this article a killer.) Are you ready? Are you sitting down? Are you ready to SHOW ME THE MONEY???
The article is entitled: “More sex, less stress”
Hello??????? Ya think??????
Man, I am totally in the wrong business. I WISH I could get paid to come up with this shit. I’ll have you know that I didn’t even read the article because I was so astounded by the sheer awesomeness of the title. Like, duuuhhhhhh. As Charlie Brown would say, good fucking grief.
If only it were that easy.
peace
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December 11th, 2008 at 10:58 pmDD – so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years. I’ve been saying “no thanks” to sex and living in high-stress mode. [said with heavy sarcasm]
Jesus, where do they find these Nobel Laureates who think up their stories?
December 12th, 2008 at 10:10 amsista #2 – I know, right? I mean, if I could get laid every night, don’t you think I would??? : )
Chris – I’m so glad I could provide you with this enlightenment. You’re welcome. : )
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December 12th, 2008 at 6:02 pmI read that whole article is it smells like bullshit. Too pat. I just don’t think ahn adult would condition them self to have sex EVERY single time a stressful situation came up. More dumbass stuff from MSNBC.
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December 13th, 2008 at 12:29 amSure because sex itself relieves stress, why ignore all the other factors that come with it? Let’s just have sex all the time with any one, just to relieve stress, and forget about whether he’s a good guy or not, or whether she is a crack whore on the side. LOL
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December 13th, 2008 at 2:38 amLance – Yeah, I have a feeling they cook up these articles and put them on the back burner for a slow news day. Anyway, I just thought it was so funny. As if the stress-reducing power of sex is a great medical breakthrough or something. Whatever!
NewWrldYankee – Hahahaha!!! Very well said. : )
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December 14th, 2008 at 1:34 pm