The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for December, 2008

Please baby, don’t make me beg…

16 Dec 2008

Oh baby, I’ve been thinking about you lately.  I tell myself to get over it, to push those feelings back into the depths of my subconscious, but baby, you’re just too good.  I tell myself that we haven’t seen each other in so long, that we’ll probably never see each other again, but damn, I [...]

I’ll be dreaming about shoes tonight

15 Dec 2008

I recently got tagged by the fabulous NewWrldYankee to list a bunch of random stuff about me, and who I am to turn down such a friendly tag?  The only problem is that you’re supposed to list five things for each question, and this kind of organization is just too much for my dorky little brain to [...]

Are men regressing to high school tactics?

14 Dec 2008

Last night I went out for some drunken debauchery with two of my girlfriends, and we had an absolutely fabulous time.  I drank too much, made a complete ass out of myself, and wouldn’t have changed a thing.  : )  Yay for nights out!  Our favorite hangouts weren’t as crowded as they usually are, but [...]

Can we really be “just friends?”

12 Dec 2008

A few nights ago I was curled up on the couch, huddled in a big comfy blanket, watching some crappy show on tv, when my phone randomly rings.  Who is calling me on a random weekday evening?  Why must they disturb my crappy tv watching???  Oh, the nerve!  Well, I manage to reach over to [...]

Groundbreaking news from MSNBC!

11 Dec 2008

People, brace yourselves: I saw an article on MSNBC today that will CHANGE YOUR LIFE.  It’s so insightful, so mind-boggling, so incredibly amazingly eye-opening that I literally fell off my chair and onto a box of condoms and a cute male coworker during my lunch break.  (Ok, not really, but WOW was this article a [...]

Embracing the inner DD

10 Dec 2008

First of all, thanks for such a warm response!  I’m very glad to be back.  : ) So, I mentioned in my last post that the main reason I started up this new site is because this blog makes me happy, plain and simple.  I love writing, chatting, and yes, taking the occasional photo of [...]

The Dateable Dork, version 2.0

09 Dec 2008

That’s right, my peeps: I’m back!  : ) For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s the 5-minute synopsis:  I had a blog for about a year.  It was friggin awesome.  I wrote all sorts of crazy shit about my dating/sex life.  Guys faded in, and guys faded out.  But [...]

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