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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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DD in the flesh: ski bunny edition

04 Jan 2009

How do you attract a man while wearing an ugly sweater?  Wear the sweater… and not much else.  : )

Meet me on the slopes

I could totally pass for a ski bunny, right?  All I need is a pair of bunny ears and a strapping young lad from Scandinavia or something.  Note to eligible bachelors: to apply, please send age, favorite “skiing” position, and favorite smoked meat.  Bonus points for sexy accent and/or matching sweater.

14 Responses to “DD in the flesh: ski bunny edition”

  1. 1
    Claire Says:

    See! Everyone looks hot in winter clothing ;)

    Looking mighty fine DD!

  2. 2
    Jonsi Says:

    Did I ever tell you that while I live in San Diego now, I am applying for jobs in Oslo and Stockholm? Well I just did. And I am.

    29 years old. I like the view from the “chairlift”. And screw Rudolf. After your nose gets red from skiing the slopes, I’ll invite you into the lodge and treat you to some reindeer. After all, you are a vixen!

  3. 3
    Michael from Texas Says:

    You asked yesterday “why does this look so much better on the model?” I wonder if hers is a couple sizes too big or yours is too small. That doesn’t look like much of a wraparound sweater, but I’m sure as hell not complaining.

    PS, thanks for taking my “apres-ski” suggestion. Very nice boobage.

  4. 4
    Philly Says:

    Wish my boobs looked like that

    #1

    Philly’s last blog post..Naked Photo Shoot

  5. 5
    Hammer Says:

    Looking cute hun; Girlfriend is looking for a brunette for a weekly threesome, I might have to throw you into the mix ;)

    Hammer’s last blog post..10 Second Attraction

  6. 6
    Mr NYC Says:

    WOW!

    Mr NYC’s last blog post..Broadway Blues

  7. 7
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Claire – Thanks! Too bad I don’t look this good when I’m wearing that sweater in the office. Oh well!

    Jonsi – Ooooh, why thank you! You’re applying for jobs overseas? Why would you ever leave sunny San Diego for someplace so much colder??? Just to seduce the Scandinavian ski bunnies? : )

    Michael – And thank YOU for the very inticing suggestion, which inspired this photo. As for the sweater, I took a little artistic license and bunched the sweater up in the back… to accentuate the boobage, of course.

    Philly – Rest assured that, if it’s not already obvious from the photo, those are 50% actual boobs and 50% padded bra. Ahem. : )

    Hammer – Oooh, how scandalous! If you start having weekly threesomes, I want to read about ALL the dirty details on your blog, babe.

    Mr NYC – Thank you!

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  8. 8
    KT Says:

    Wow! I wish my body looked like that!

    KT’s last blog post..HA HA HA HA

  9. 9
    Eathan Says:

    That’s HOT! Women should be hot during every season!

    Eathan’s last blog post..Dating and STD’s

  10. 10
    Lance Says:

    Sploing!! Don’t take this the wrong way, but I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU RIGHT THIS SECOND.

    Lance’s last blog post..Happy New Year: Best Of Honey and Lance 2008

  11. 11
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    KT – Thanks! I hope I can keep it up for a few more years…

    Eathan – Why thank you! I totally agree – there’s no reason my heavy winter sweaters need to be all boring. Winter sex can be just as steamy…

    Lance – My internet crush on you has just been elevated about 10 notches. Swoon. : )

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  12. 12
    Lance Says:

    You know what would be even hotter? If you took that pic without the bra on, ie with just the sweater covering your ta-tas.

    Lance’s last blog post..The Weekly: New Years Roundup

  13. 13
    Shirtless Guy Says:

    Jesus I will never understand why you complain about your body when it looks like that. Even if it’s mostly padding who cares, you are so sexy. Love getting see the hair in color too, sadly not close enough to see those amazing freckles.

  14. 14
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Lance – Request noted. Waiting for a sunny day.

    Shirtless Guy – Thanks for the compliments! You know, it’s funny… after I took that photo, I specifically checked to see if the freckles were visible because they went over so well last time. Sadly, I couldn’t get a shot that showed them clearly. Something to think about for next time. : )

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