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DD’s excellent adventure

27 Jan 2009

Remember Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure?  Bill and Ted get totally stoned and fly around through space and time in a magical phone booth with George Carlin, meeting lots of historical dudes and hot women along the way?  We all loved this movie, right?  Well, my dears, I accidentally had my very own totally excellent adventure last night thanks to an oncoming cold and a generous helping of Advil Cold & Sinus.  Dudes, it was awesome.  I blogged about this cold medicine last winter when I realized how great it was – wiping out my cold symptoms with the added bonus of making me totally loopy and floaty and in my own little medicine-fogged world.  No wonder they keep this stuff behind the counter at the drug store!  It’s awesome!!!  I had a totally psychedelic trip that left me very confused, but decidedly non-sniffly.  In my Advil-induced hysteria, I even came up with a few really good work-related ideas, which of course I promptly forgot as soon as I woke up.  Oh well! 

Anyway, the point of this story is that if you want a little low-cost high and also happen to need to get rid of a runny nose, this stuff is for you.  Go forth and fly around in a magical phone booth, and then report back with all the funky details.  Enjoy!

4 Responses to “DD’s excellent adventure”

  1. 1
    The Virgin Says:

    Bill and Ted weren’t stoned! (Unless it was a sugar-rush from the Circle K.) ;)

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    Mr NYC Says:

    Thanks for letting us know but I’m worried that now that you’ve spread the word about how good it is, the government will try to make it illegal.

  3. 3
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Virgin – Hahaha, I knew someone would call me out on that! True, they never actually showed them getting high in the movie, but come on, how could they not have been? They were all, “DUDE, this phone booth is a time machine!” and “DUDE, look, it’s So-crates!” Dude, come on. That is not natural. : )

    Mr NYC – No prob, my dear. Well it’s already behind the counter, so I’m sure it’s just one small step before it’s prescription, and then it’s all downhill from there. Oh well! At least I’m already stocked up. Get ‘em while they last!

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    NewWrldYankee Says:

    Thank god I am in the country and can get it! Right now, I am fulfilling my endless cravings for Tortino’s pizza rolls and cinnamon raisin bagels – which Europe denys me all the time.

    As for foggy floaty fun, let’s just say I was in a similar state friday thanks to too many Amaretto sours and One Jack the Ripper.

    NewWrldYankee’s last blog post..Woohoo!!! Oh…yea….

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