The Dateable Dork

There is a very fine line between innocent flirting and not-so-innocent flirting.  Sometimes the line is blurry, and you can’t really tell exactly where it is.  Sometimes you really don’t know whether you’ve crossed it or not because everything is so up in the air.  You can make excuses for yourself, because really, how can [...]

You know how sometimes the sexual tension is just SO thick that you wind up doing something you shouldn’t have?  Well, I didn’t do it, but my fingers are shaking as I type this.  OH BABY.  Details tomorrow.

So.  My friend’s wedding on Saturday.  I have to admit, after all the bitching and moaning I did in the days and weeks leading up to it, I actually had one hell of a good time.  I surprise myself to say that it was one of the most fun weddings I’ve ever been to.  Go [...]

First of all, a plane crash-landed in the Hudson River on the west side of Manhattan this afternoon.  I won’t even bother to link because the story is being constantly updated, and it’s on the front page of all the news websites anyway.  Apparently the plane flew into a flock of geese and had to [...]

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, here’s a public service announcement: I’m not getting laid… on purpose. Long-time readers will recall a time when I was getting laid left and right and was juggling multiple men, multiple dates, and multiple orgasms.  But here’s the deal: there are a bunch of things going [...]

Unlike most Monday mornings, I was in one hell of a good mood this morning.  I walked into the office with a big-ass smile on my face and a spring in my step, and my dorky coworkers just didn’t know what to make of it.  No, I didn’t get laid (I wish!), but I got [...]

I don’t know what got into me this weekend, but I was seriously productive.  Most weekends I just want to sit on my ass and watch movies, but for some strange reason, I had a major adrenaline rush this weekend and managed to cross of ton of little things off my list.  Well, and one [...]

As I mentioned a few weeks ago, a good friend of mine is getting married.  Although I love her to death and wish her and her hubby-to-be all the happiness in the world, I am absolutely dreading her wedding next weekend.  I hate to say this, but it just feels like a very expensive and [...]

Earlier this week we had some pretty nasty weather here in New York.  There was all sorts of rainy, icy, snowy, slushy, windy, shitty, cold nastiness.  It was noisy as hell.  I would sit in my apartment at night and listen to the freezing rain pummeling the windowpanes, the wind speeding past my walls and [...]

First of all, thanks for all your great comments on yesterday’s post!  I had never really thought about porn from a male perspective (go figure).  My 10 things I hate about porn are clearly written from a woman’s perspective, and there is clearly a lack of female-oriented porn out there these days.  Hot Marine (cough, [...]