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Archive for January, 2009

10 things I hate about porn

06 Jan 2009

Ok people, let’s face it: with the severe lack of eligible bachelors making their way into my bed these days (awww, how sad!), I’ve been watching a lot of porn.  Yes, girls watch porn.  And yes, girls actually LIKE porn.  Note to any guys that think all girls hate porn: not true!  We love it.  [...]

Posted in Sex by: The Dateable Dork
16 Comments

DD in the flesh: ski bunny edition

04 Jan 2009

How do you attract a man while wearing an ugly sweater?  Wear the sweater… and not much else.  : ) I could totally pass for a ski bunny, right?  All I need is a pair of bunny ears and a strapping young lad from Scandinavia or something.  Note to eligible bachelors: to apply, please send age, [...]

Posted in Photos by: The Dateable Dork
14 Comments

How to repel a man in one easy step

03 Jan 2009

 Wear this sweater.

Posted in Life by: The Dateable Dork
8 Comments

My totally awesome day at the gyno and the DMV!

02 Jan 2009

As my vacation winds down, I’m finally getting around to running all those errands that have been piling up for the last few weeks.  With all the craziness of the holidays followed by my relaxing days of crying fits, hot chocolate sipping, and movie watching… well, those pesky little errands were just NOT getting done.  [...]

Posted in Life by: The Dateable Dork
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Damage assessment: 2008

01 Jan 2009

Happy New Year, everyone!  I hope you all went to some fantastic parties and had some amazingly hot monkey sex last night.  : ) I don’t know about you, but I am VERY glad to ring in the new year and get 2008 over with already.  What a disaster!  Shall we take a walk down [...]

Posted in Dating by: The Dateable Dork
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