The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]
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Unattainable Men
- Jason Bateman
- Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
- Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
- Will Smith from "I, Robot"
- Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
- David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
- Matthew Fox from "Lost"
- Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Things that would make me happy

29 Jan 2009

1. A wrecking ball to clear up my sinuses. Waaaaaaaa. I can’t breathe. This sucks. I want my mommy.

2. Warm weather. I hate the cold, I hate the snow, and I hate having to wear 3 sweaters all day. Next week I’ll be down in sunny Florida (watch out, Lance), and it can’t come soon enough. Suck on THAT, New York!

3. Dirty sex. I’m sure a little doggy style would warm me up AND make me forget about my runny nose. That guy looks like he’s having a damn good time. Give it to me, babe!!!

Now really, is that too much to ask? : )

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