Lance’s last blog post..Watchmen is Totally Rad…Why are the Critics Such Douches?

Buddha’s last blog post..Matisyahu

Jonsi – Thanks for the encouragement! It’s true – I’m big dork, I’m very quirky, and I’m just looking for a guy who can embrace that… in addition to having a bunch of cute little quirks himself. Yes, this blog has been a little dull lately due to my lack of exciting adventures, but hey, that’s life. This blog is me, for better or worse. I’m a normal person with a normal life, and sometimes it’s just not that exciting. So sue me. : )

The Dateable Dork’s last blog post..Finally the end to this fucked up story

One of the things that attracted me to your blog — aside from your thrilling sexcapades and wit — was your inner dork. I know deep down you possess all kinds of passions and quirks and you are just looking for a guy to tap it in more than the biblical sense. I’d love to type in your URL and see something crazy like “I joined an inner tube water polo team,” and not just because I enjoy envisioning you in a bikini and thoughts of you quarreling with other half naked women in a pool. Right now, you don’t have any booyah stories, and that sucks for all of us. But if a guy doesn’t call and ends up missing out on the worlds greatest blowjobs, he’s missing out on a lot more, and it’s that more that I’d like to read about until my RSS feed is titled “HOT MONKEY SEX!”

I e-mailed back, said I wasn’t into games and since she obviously wasn’t interested in meeting, goodbye and good luck. She finally came back and said ok. She said she’d call me, but she needed to confess to something first. lol. One of the funniest fucking things ever, but she says… SHE is a HE. Huh? Like a transsexual? No.. SHE is a 50-something plumber from the suburbs named Hank. I thought … ok, this is some bullshit. I didn’t believe her. She calls and she was most definitely a HE – and it wasn’t even Joe the Plumber. I was like, uh… no; that’s ok. lol. So, yeah… it happens.

Forget Long Island. Take the flight to Orange County.

Buddha’s last blog post..Matisyahu

Claire – Thanks for the encouragement, but somehow I really don’t think he wimped out. He just wasn’t all that interested! I’ve seen even very shy guys call me, and if they can do it, so can he. Whatever!

Rachelle – “Next” is right! Ah, such drama. Glad you enjoy your little appliance as much as I enjoy mine. : )

Hammer – I respectfully disagree that I’m “screaming desperation.” Unlike you, I can function as a human being without getting laid everyday. It’s a miracle of science, really. You should give it a try.

Michael – Bummer!!! Dude, that sucks. I’m sorry to hear it. But I DO give you credit for striking up a conversation at the table in the first place and then being man enough to follow through with a contact a few days later. If she wasn’t interested, fine, but at least you put yourself out there. Just consider it practice for the next sexy blond you run into! : )

The Dateable Dork’s last blog post..Finally the end to this fucked up story

I was in Las Vegas last weekend with some co-workers (1 couple, 2 single guys, 2 single girls) and I found myself playing blackjack next to a really attractive blonde. As things happen at the tables, I struck up a conversation with her and found out that she’s from my home town. We sat at the table and talked for about a half hour or so, about our jobs and where we live and stuff. She got up to leave and I gave her my card and asked for her number if she didn’t have a boyfriend. She gave me her number and we parted. That was Saturday afternoon.

I waited the requisite 3 days and sent her a casual text message on Tuesday, re-introducing myself and telling her I hope she did better at the tables than I did. No reply. I sent another one on Wednesday night, saying that I didn’t want to call her after 9pm since I didn’t know her schedule, and asked her to call or text me back. No reply. Finally, I called on Thursday night and left a voice message (it really was her) that I’m sorry I couldn’t get in touch with her, but if she wants to get a hold of me, she’s got my number, and if not, such is life.

Too bad that not replying is easier than replying and saying no. If she’s not getting back to me after 3 contacts on my part, then I’m not going to put forth more effort on my part.

You also might want to recreate your match.com profile so you’ll get more hits because guys look for who’s new first.

Hammer’s last blog post..I want DD

Sounds like this guy either had a girlfriend or a wife and was sneaking some time in with you on the side.

Can I just say, “Next!”

Amen sister. I’ve used that line too many times for my liking in the past month or so.

The guy probably just wimped out. Happens way too often with online dating…and fair enough. It’s a scary concept when you have amazing chemistry with someone virtually then actually have to meet them face to face and live up to the expectations.

Scary shit.

That being said…MAN THE FUCK UP!

Claire’s last blog post..And that’s how it is.