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Happy V-Day!

14 Feb 2009

Well, even though I’m single this year on V-Day, I still say that I think it’s a great holiday.  It’s the perfect time to celebrate ALL the people you love, including family and friends.  Which is why, my dears, I am headed out for an absolutely fabulous single girls’ day out, complete with cultural events, fancy drinks, and my totally awesome pink boots.  Rock on! 

Hope you all have a great Valentine’s Day, and I hope we all get LAID!!!  : )

4 Responses to “Happy V-Day!”

  1. 1
    Dee Says:

    Happy V Day right back atch ya! I hope you find something yummy to play with…me I will be at home with kids and friends and a wonderful fondue of steak and then chocolate!

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    HumphreyLee Says:

    Like one of my favorite writers Warren Ellis says: “Always remember: Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.”

    I may not be single right now, but eff V-Day in the ass with a big black dildo…

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    Claire Says:

    Well due to the time difference, we’ve already had V day here. I saw “My Bloody Valentine” in 3D with my bestie (phwoar Jensen Ackles is a smokin hottie) then had a 3hr phone conversation with a guy I’ve been on a couple of dates with. I went dumpster diving on the internet and found this amazing guy. The catch? He’s planning to move to the other side of the country soon :(

    I think I shall go underwear shopping and find something to persuade him to stay :D

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    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Dee – Hope you enjoyed your fondue! I didn’t find any juicy playthings, but I still had a fun day. : )

    HumphreyLee – Hahaha, yeah, I know I’m one of the few that actually *like* this holiday. Hope you had a good day anyway!

    Claire – Yes, go for it!!! Men cannot resist the lure of the sexy underwear. They are putty in our hands… [insert evil laugh]. : )

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