The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for February, 2009

Happy V-Day!

14 Feb 2009

Well, even though I’m single this year on V-Day, I still say that I think it’s a great holiday.  It’s the perfect time to celebrate ALL the people you love, including family and friends.  Which is why, my dears, I am headed out for an absolutely fabulous single girls’ day out, complete with cultural events, [...]

Waaaa… I miss my fuck-buddies

11 Feb 2009

First of all – no update on my friend and her cell phone drama.  I was DYING to ask her about it today, but I figured that she didn’t need/want the added pressure of me making a big deal out of it.  But doesn’t she know that this is my only source of juicy man-drama [...]

Online dating: who makes the first call?

10 Feb 2009

I have a friend who is in the midst of an online dating upswing – she uploaded a fabulous new photo of herself and is getting much more attention, and I couldn’t be happier for her.  She deserves a good guy for a change!  Anyway, she’s been emailing back and forth with a seemingly-nice guy [...]

Cock on the brain

09 Feb 2009

There’s a little counter over at The Virgin’s blog that counts up the days since he last got laid, and I know that he got laid more recently than I did, which means I’m pushing about 125 days since my last piece of ass.  What the fuck????  I mean really!  There was a time when [...]

I totally kicked ass in Florida

08 Feb 2009

Peeps, my dorky business trip to Florida was actually pretty fucking awesome.  Who knew it would be so great?  I was expecting a long week of business-related bullshit, and instead got a long week of business-related (and non-business-related) awesomeness.  My only complaint?  It was fucking COLD down there!  Hello???  I traveled from NY to FL [...]

Back

07 Feb 2009

I’m back from Florida (stories to come…) but am being eaten alive by spambots.  Fuckers!!!  God damn this fucking internet and its fucking spambots and all the evil people behind them.  Ahem.  Anyway, I had to temporarily close all comments to stop the attack, and I’ll attempt to remedy the situation this weekend.  Until then, [...]

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