The Dateable Dork

I was *this close* to contacting my old five-year BF today, and it’s just about the scariest feeling I’ve had for a long, long time.  Today is his birthday, and I always remember it because (a) it was an important part of my hard drive for many years, and (b) it’s the day after my [...]

Well, well, well… look who magically reappeared from the depths of the great beyond, that mysterious place where men are sucked into the darkness, never to be seen or heard from again.  But behold!  Apparently the man-eating black hole is equipped with text messaging service (come on, it’s a world filled with men… of course [...]

A bunch of random things I wanted to talk about from this weekend:
Earth Hour
Most of you are probably aware that last night was Earth Hour, an hour during which people were encouraged to turn out the lights to save energy and raise awareness for all sorts of environmental issues.  As an avid recycler and all-around [...]

Brace yourselves: I finally hopped on the twitter bandwagon.  Come say hi so we can stalk each other!  : )  http://twitter.com/thedateabledork

Last night I had absolutely amazing sex… with myself. 
Now don’t go getting your panties in a bunch – there is no substitute for real-live cock.  You all know I love the cock.  : )  But there’s something to be said for really, really good masturbation.  In fact, I notice that, with a few exceptions, I [...]

Note to self: I am a smart woman.  Not only that, but I am an extremely independent, well-educated, well-spoken, aware, mature, grounded, respected adult in a highly technical niche profession.  I am capable and competent, I was fortunate enough to be brought up in a good, stable family who was willing and able to support [...]

I have arrived safely back in New York after my little business trip, but unfortunately, I still feel like crap.  Not as crappy as I did on Monday, but still pretty shitty.  I survived the trip with lots of vitamins, a decent night’s sleep at the hotel, and a little nap during the drive back [...]

So remember how I did some damage to some sensitive areas AND rammed my leg into a table over the weekend?  Now I’ve come down with some kind of plague that has me confined to the couch and sipping chicken soup while trying to keep my watery eyes open long enough to call my office [...]

OMG, dudes, what a disaster!  I mean, it wasn’t completely a disaster, but I am seriously such a dork, and who knows what he hell he must think of me.  Ahhhhh!!!!  Really, I shouldn’t be allowed to date anyone.  They should just revoke my dating license and throw me in solitary confinement for the remainder [...]

Now, my dears, allow me to preface this post by saying that I absolutely adore all my readers.  I love you guys, seriously.  But it just so happens that there are a couple of male bloggers out there who really get me going, who I desire with a fiery passion, who make me weak in [...]