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My boobs looked great this weekend

08 Mar 2009

OMG, was this weekend killer or what?  : ) 

Friday night: Girls’ night out.  My single female friends (all three of them, and one of them even brought a guy, hello???) and I went out on Friday night for some standard dinner/drinking/dancing debauchery.  It was totally awesome.  I love my girls!  And speaking of the girls, my boobs looked great, if I do say so myself.  I have cropped out my pretty face (as usual) but was careful to leave in the freckles that you guys seem to get a kick out of.  Behold, the fabulousness:

Boobs

More boobs

Even more boobs

Also, I have made a shocking discovery!  Ladies, are you listening?  There are gorgeous men at bars.  I repeat: there are gorgeous men at bars.  I guess you just need to be at the right bar on the right night or something, but I’m telling you, we HIT THE JACKPOT.  This place was absolutely crawling with young, clean cut, professional-looking, absolutely gorgeous men who smelled absolutely intoxicating as I was “accidentally” rubbing up against them on the dance floor.  Ahem.  : )  It was like a total man-fest over there.  I think I was drooling all night, both from (a) being drunk, and (b) the abundance of dudes.  Probably more from the drinking, but whatever.  Hahaha.  Also, at one point I remember doing “the robot.”  Picture it: uncoordinated, dorky DD attempting to do this classic dance move.  Can you see it now???  My friends gave me that look that said, “I love you, sweetie, but never do that again.”  Aww, aren’t my friends the best?

Saturday and Sunday: Frolicking in the warm weather.  People, it was 70 degrees in New York this weekend!  Hello???  It’s the first week in March, and I was outside in a skirt and a tank top.  In March.  In New York.  I don’t know what kind of freak weather occurrence is taking place right now, but I love it and am eternally greteful for the chance to get outside and get some fresh air for a change.  First thing on the agenda: a REAL run.  Outside.  I went on Saturday and again this morning.  It was fabulous.  As you know, I have a love-hate relationship with running.  While I’m out there hurling myself forward against every natural urge in my body, I feel as though getting hit by a truck would be better than what I’m putting myself through.  But afterward?  Oh, my dears.  It feels SO GOOD afterward.  I swear, just about every muscle in my body is sore right now, but it was SO worth it.  I can only speak for myself here, but actual running is just a much, much better workout than anything I do indoors during the winter.  LOVE IT.  I really can’t wait for the spring so I can run everyday.  : )

Also, I got a bunch of random errands accomplished this weekend, including a little shopping indulgence.  Yay!  I bought some cargo pants online for the spring, I can’t wait to get my greedy little hands on them.  I am so NOT a girly-girl, and my favorite outfit for spring/fall is a simple tank top and cargo pants.  I’m just waiting for the weather to get warmer so I can wear them already!

Finally, some juicy info: My dumpster diving adventures have produced a handful of prospects, and hopefully I’ll have some good stories to share later this week.  Wish me luck!!!

9 Responses to “My boobs looked great this weekend”

  1. 1
    Derek Says:

    All i can say is WOW, and the thought of you in a tank top WOW WOW WOW
    xx

  2. 2
    Tony Says:

    Nice pictures :-D

    Definitely enjoy :-D

  3. 3
    Mr NYC Says:

    Great pictures! good luck!

  4. 4
    Jonsi Says:

    I think you need to inspect the cargo in my pants after teasing me with those photos and mental images of your fantastic breasts in a tank top. When are you going to come to California so I can rub suntan lotion all over you? And if these prospects level up and give you the business you deserve, I want to see a photo of you in a tennis outfit with two thumbs up next to your tatas.

  5. 5
    Buddha Says:

    Oh my. I would agree.

    Buddha’s last blog post..K’naan

  6. 6
    Chris Says:

    Yes, have some.

    (bonus points for the movie reference)

  7. 7
    Lance Says:

    Gimme gimme gimme.

    Lance’s last blog post..What’s Wrong with Sleeping Your Way to the Top?

  8. 8
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Derek – Yes, my girls love tank tops. : )

    Tony – Glad you enjoyed the boobage!

    Mr NYC – Thanks for always looking out for me.

    Jonsi – Oh, right! Hopefully I can do a photo shoot with the tennis skirt once the weather gets a little warmer. And I love “inspect the cargo in my pants.” I would totally use that phrase if I were a guy! Hahaha.

    Buddha – Why thank you, my dear.

    Chris – Huh? Did I miss something?

    Lance – My boobs are yours for the taking, babe. : )

    The Dateable Dork’s last blog post..Characteristics of a great first date

  9. 9
    Lance Says:

    Dude, I just stopped by to look at these again WTF is wrong with me? Oh yeah, I’m at work too…

    Lance’s last blog post..Busy, Good Things

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