Newsflash, America: blowjobs are awesome
People, I have an important issue to address tonight: apparently almost half of American women don’t like giving blowjobs. My response: WTF, ladies???Â
As I was surfing around MSNBC tonight (my favorite place for news, by the way), I stumbled upon this online sex survey that was conducted a few years ago. The results are interesting, if not entertaining at the very least. Most of the survey participants were people in monogamous relationships, which is totally NOT me right now, but whatever. My jaw dropped when I read this paragraph, taken from the survey results:
Do you engage in oral sex? Four in 10 women and men said they rarely or never give oral sex. Here’s some insight into why: 58 percent of men said their partner doesn’t like receiving oral sex; one in five women said they’re not comfortable enough with their genitals to receive oral sex; 45 percent of women said they don’t like performing oral sex while 21 percent said they’re uncomfortable with this sex act.
WHAT THE FUCK???
People, is this true? Are my eyes deceiving me? Do people really NOT like oral sex? I seriously cannot understand how this is possible. I mean, seriously, oral sex TOTALLY ROCKS. I love giving it, I love getting it, I love everything about it. Why in the world would you be “uncomfortable with this sex act?” I just don’t get it. And how can women be “uncomfortable with their genitals” if they’re having sex with someone, particularly their monogamous partner who they’ve probably had sex with many, many times? If this guy has been playing around with your goods for years, how can you suddenly be uncomfortable putting them on display for your man? And don’t women love cock? I just don’t understand how you could dislike giving blowjobs so much that you would just stop doing it all together. And even worse, that you would dislike receiving oral sex so much that you would refuse to let your partner do it. Damn, is this why over half of marriages end in divorce? People, I have the solution: suck that cock!
Ah, people drive me crazy sometimes. Here I am, ready and willing to blow my little heart out, and these women are passing up the opportunity left and right. Sigh. BJ-phobic women out there: can I borrow your man for a few hours? I’d be happy to service him if you won’t do it yourself. Seriously. Get over yourselves. Cock = good. Simple as that. : )
Its something i can never understand, sex is about enjoying each others bodies and making the other person sexually satisfied! i’ve been with women who refuse to give BJ’s and even refuse to let me go down on them….WTF is the point….i reckon the first step for these women involves a rabbit, some lube and a set of instructions on how to enjoy yourself
March 6th, 2009 at 7:37 amWilling to drive to Boston to give one??? lol. I’d be more than happy to allow you to service me, haha.
Love the posts. I just hope you get laid sometime soon.
March 6th, 2009 at 9:32 amDD I dont get it either….I too love giving, getting and all that in between!! I wonder sometimes if that isnt half the problem with marriages..the rut. They dont try or experiment anymore and everything becomes ordinary and boring. My marriage ended in divorce but not due to anything sexual!! Hell he even came back around to try to get some for a year after we were divorced…lol
March 6th, 2009 at 11:01 amSome folks are so uncomfortable with their bodies they don’t like this very intimate act. Remember, there are plenty of men and women out there who don’t like SEX. Sucks, but true.
For the record, I’m pro BJ and pro oral all the waaay.
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March 6th, 2009 at 11:12 amCock = better than good. Is it selfish of me to not try to convert others to the pro BJ side? I like being in the minority.
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March 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pmI enjoy giving head. I don’t especially enjoy receiving, not because I’m uncomfortable with my body but just because I only rate it about a 5 on the pleasure scale and sex is a 10. That being said, it does get the juices going before having sex. But I HATE when the BF stops having sex to take a break and go down on me. I do let him do it, though, both for variety and because I think he does it so he can pace himself and not cum too quickly.
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March 6th, 2009 at 1:53 pmI have been very unlucky… almost all my gf’s hated me going down on them. ’tis driving me up the wall!
March 7th, 2009 at 3:56 amYou’ll service others girls’ guys? That makes you a humanitarian in my book.
I can’t understand people like this either but, then again, there’s a lot I don’t understand about people – like why so many of them vote Republican.
Here’s what I don’t get: why would people want to limit themselves in the pleasure they could give and get? Sex is an experience – why limit the experience?
March 7th, 2009 at 9:58 amThis was surprising for me to read as well. I guess my feelings on giving a blowjob are similar to what was said on Sex in the City and that was something like “It’s not my favorite thing on the menu but, I will order it from time to time.” If I’m in the mood, sure, because I know I want that pleasure given to me in return.
And I don’t like to be That selfish in the bedroom.
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March 7th, 2009 at 5:20 pmWell, well, well… aren’t we a bunch of blowjob enthusiasts? : ) I’d love to meet some of these women who refuse to give blowjobs and who refuse to let their men go down on them. Are they all uptight? Confused? Clueless as to what they’re missing out on? I don’t know, I guess I’m just so far to the left on this issue that I can’t understand the right’s point of view. Call me what you will (I kind of like “humanitarian,” by the way), but I heart BJs and I’m not about to stop giving them anytime soon. Women of the world, unite!
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March 8th, 2009 at 6:01 pm@Honey, I do this exact thing, although for a different reason. I just think it’s pretty hot to stick my tongue in that special place where the Love Lance has been!
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March 10th, 2009 at 2:05 pmLance – You are too funny! I think it’s pretty hot when a guy sticks his tongue just about anywhere on my body. Yuuuuuummmm.
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March 10th, 2009 at 7:59 pmOne of my friends actually disagrees with oral sex, he says he considers it “dirty” and “unnatural” so him and his girl friend just don’t do it. His girl friend is very shy so I don’t think she’d ask for it if she wanted it anyway. This is he’s first sexual relationship so maybe if he actually got head he’d change his mind.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:17 amMarky Mark – Umm, yeah, I think he might change his mind if he knew what he was missing. Listen, I totally respect people’s preferences when it comes to what they do or don’t feel comfortable with. I don’t have to agree with them, but I respect them. I only hope that your friend doesn’t miss out on what could be a fantastic experience!
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March 12th, 2009 at 9:28 pmDid you read my mind? I love giving blow jobs, if anything, b/c of how turned on it makes him. But two of my friends were talking about it, and they Hate doing it, and dont like guys going down on them either. It all stemmed from “a who uses tips in Cosmo any way?” (btw, if u could address that sometime, I’d love to know what yall think)
I was thinking to myself, god, what do u guys DO in bed? If you say no to that, which I consider basic, what else wont u do? Their sex lives must be boring, seriously. How long can u maintain a sex life on just vanilla intercourse alone?
I felt like a major slut saying I liked doing it, and got really weird looks from both for saying so. I kept my mouth shut for the rest of the convo.
As far as receiving, I think its not that women dont enjoy it, but some cant relax enough to allow it to happen. We worry about how we look, taste, smell, and then can’t relax enough to live in the moment. But with the right guy who makes you feel relaxed….now thats the ticket.
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March 16th, 2009 at 8:35 pm