The Dateable Dork

Remember my post on the perfect porno?  I was complaining that most porn doesn’t satisfy my basic requirements – i.e., a couple who actually gives a shit about each other and throws in a “baby I love you” every once in a while as they’re pounding each other into next week.  Is it so much [...]

People, I had a long, shitty day.  I didn’t get home from the office until 10:00 pm!  Hello???  WTF???  My boss has a big meeting tomorrow, and I got stuck doing prep work until late in the evening.  Eww.  I finally stumble into my apartment, tired and hungry, and not five minutes after I get [...]

Well, I couldn’t keep that up for very long, now could I?  Is it so wrong to want to kiss and tell?  : ) Dudes, Friday night was so cute.  He picked me up in his convertible (!) and we headed over to one of my favorite local sushi places.  We got lucky and were [...]

When I brought this blog back after my little hiatus, I hadn’t quite figured out what I wanted to do about sharing all the dirty details of my personal life, knowing that it’s surprisingly easy for whomever I’m dating to stumble upon my little site and read all about it for themselves.  I really, really [...]

Ok people, I have a confession to make: I’ve been in a constant state of OMG OMG OMG since my great first date on Monday night.  I know it’s silly and that I’m being all girly and ridiculous, but whatever!  I don’t care!  I haven’t had a fun date like that in a while, and [...]

HOLY SHIT, I fucking love this part. As I’m leaving the office this afternoon, I notice that someone had sent me a text message around 5:30 pm.  I never get random texts during the day while I’m at work.  Curious, I open up my phone, and there he is: HOT MARINE.  His message?  “See u [...]

Ah, first dates.  Is there anything better than a great first date?  I have been all smiles all day, happily floating along through my daily routine, daydreaming and laughing and being a big pile of mush, completely useless at work and completely nauseating to my coworkers.  Don’t you just love that feeling?  : ) The [...]

He was adorable. I looked fabulous. We busted each other’s chops back and forth all night. Hand holding and knee touching under the table. Kiss goodnight. I still smell like his cologne. : )

OMG, was this weekend killer or what?  : )  Friday night: Girls’ night out.  My single female friends (all three of them, and one of them even brought a guy, hello???) and I went out on Friday night for some standard dinner/drinking/dancing debauchery.  It was totally awesome.  I love my girls!  And speaking of the [...]

People, I have an important issue to address tonight: apparently almost half of American women don’t like giving blowjobs.  My response: WTF, ladies???  As I was surfing around MSNBC tonight (my favorite place for news, by the way), I stumbled upon this online sex survey that was conducted a few years ago.  The results are [...]