The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for March, 2009

Blah

05 Mar 2009

I’ve been having a very blah week so far.  There’s a bunch of snow on the ground, it’s been fucking COLD all week, and work has been a pain in the ass.  WTF?  I need a vacation!!!  Yesterday afternoon I found out that a project that I put a lot of effort into might be [...]

Cube-to-cube office conversation: disappearing douchebag edition

03 Mar 2009

Witness, a conversation that took place through the cube walls this morning between me and my cube neighbor: Neighbor: So DD, did you go on a date with Mr. Holey Pants last weekend? DD: Mr. what? Neighbor: Mr. Holey Pants. DD: Umm, what the heck does that mean? Neighbor: You know, that guy whose picture [...]

Do guys have email ADD?

02 Mar 2009

Single men out there: I have a question for you.  When a girl sends you an email sprinkled with a few random questions about yourself, do you make sure you answer them all in your reply, do you pick and choose to answer some and not others, or does absolutely no thought go into it [...]

Random thoughts from the weekend

01 Mar 2009

First of all, I just need to get something out of the way.  There have been some complaints lately that this blog is getting “boring” due to my lack of exciting sexcapades.  Duh.  I’m aware of this.  Here’s my official response: if you’re bored, stop reading.  Ok?  : ) This weekend has been a total [...]

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