05 Mar 2009
I’ve been having a very blah week so far. There’s a bunch of snow on the ground, it’s been fucking COLD all week, and work has been a pain in the ass. WTF? I need a vacation!!! Yesterday afternoon I found out that a project that I put a lot of effort into might be [...]
03 Mar 2009
Witness, a conversation that took place through the cube walls this morning between me and my cube neighbor: Neighbor: So DD, did you go on a date with Mr. Holey Pants last weekend? DD: Mr. what? Neighbor: Mr. Holey Pants. DD: Umm, what the heck does that mean? Neighbor: You know, that guy whose picture [...]
02 Mar 2009
Single men out there: I have a question for you. When a girl sends you an email sprinkled with a few random questions about yourself, do you make sure you answer them all in your reply, do you pick and choose to answer some and not others, or does absolutely no thought go into it [...]
01 Mar 2009
First of all, I just need to get something out of the way. There have been some complaints lately that this blog is getting “boring” due to my lack of exciting sexcapades. Duh. I’m aware of this. Here’s my official response: if you’re bored, stop reading. Ok? : ) This weekend has been a total [...]