The Dateable Dork

Getting my little weight-related confession off my chest yesterday was such a relief that I’ve decided to let out a few more.  Doesn’t it feel good to get things off your chest – things that have been stewing in your subconscious for a while, fermenting, eating away at you?  Ewww, yeah, let’s get rid of [...]

I have a confession to make: I’ve been slowing but steadily gaining weight over the past six months or so, and I’m turning into a big fat blob.  No, seriously.  As in, my clothes don’t fit, I feel gross and huge all the time, I’m uncomfortable, and – did I mention – my clothes don’t [...]

Who could forget the latest chapter of my seemingly never-ending medical drama in which my poor little non-functional pussy was threatened with a knife and stitches?  Well, here’s the latest: although the prescription that I picked up a few weeks ago has been very successful in returning the pussy to a semi-normal state, the root [...]

Date: Last Saturday Time: Late afternoon/early evening Place: A random subway car somewhere underneath the city Soundtrack: Angels singing, birds chirping, headboards creaking, etc. Me: A tired, sweaty chick galavanting around with a friend on a gorgeous (but hot and sticky) summer-like day.  My flip-flop-enveloped feet are covered with a thick layer of dirt, my [...]

I don’t normally use this blog to voice my opinions on politics/religion/etc., but peeps, there is just too much interesting stuff going on right now, and I feel the need to comment.  Let me preface this post by saying that I don’t intend to offend, insult, or criticize anyone.  I respect the fact that everyone [...]

Dudes, the weather here in the northeast has been absolutely FANTASTIC this weekend.  It’s been 85 degrees and sunny, and I’m just about bursting at the seams with summery excitement.  I’m like a kid in a candy store!  Yay!!!!  It’s really amazing how much the great weather has been impacting my mood, for the better.  [...]

When I was a junior in high school, we had to write an original poem and recite it to the entire class.  This was just about the most terrifying assignment I’d ever been given in my entire 16 years of life.  I didn’t know what to write about, I sucked at poetry, and the thought [...]

Edited to add: Peeps, I was going to blog last night but I fell asleep on the couch!  Oops.  Just wanted to say thanks so much for all the encouragement – you guys are the best.  I’m feeling a little better and will write more tonight.  : ) I feel myself slipping into another round [...]

I usually save my year-in-review post for the end of the year (here’s the 2008 version), but, my peeps, I think it’s time for a mid-year review.  It’s only April, but I feel like I’ve had one hell of a year already, what with the emotional roller coaster of dating and rejection.  Sad but true [...]

I don’t know about you, but I missed the various photos of myself from the old blog.  They were cute, no?  I created a new photo compilation page (see the new link in the navigation bar at the top of the page) with all the old photos, plus a directory of photos from various posts here on [...]