The Dateable Dork

You may be wondering where the hell I’ve been, considering that I haven’t posted anything in almost a week, which I don’t think has happened since I started up DD Version 1.0 a year and a half ago.  So where have I been?  Good question – I have no idea! Truth is, I haven’t been [...]

Soooo…. guess who finally called me last night?  The new male prospect!  Long time no talk.  And peeps, you’ll be so proud of me – we got through the entire conversation with no flirting, no sex talk, no crossing the line, no emotional cheating, no nothing.  I was a very, very good girl.  Where’s my [...]

Dudes, I had a great long weekend, and I hope you did too!  : )  I took Friday afternoon off from work, so I essentially had 4 days off in a row, which is seriously unheard of for me unless I’m deathly ill with the plague or something.  It was a very much needed mini-vacation, [...]

For those of you who never seem to believe that I am actually a HUGE dork (and I think the number of people who still believe this is getting smaller and smaller with each post), here’s some hard evidence. Dorks of the world, you’ll appreciate this. : ) So I’m out on my morning run [...]

First of all, my latest shoe purchase: leopard-print pumps.  Rawr.  : )  Need I say more?

Just wanted to write a quick follow-up to yesterday’s post in which I chronicled my recent vaginal reconstructive procedure.  I got some fairly negative feedback, indicating that perhaps I may have crossed the line in terms of what readers of this blog are expecting to see here.  The purpose of me writing that post – [...]

Last winter I went dumpster diving and managed to unearth a genuinely good guy – he was handsome yet had that irresistible edgy look (the long hair/skater type), he was successful and independent (owned a house, car, motorcycle, and boat), and he was the perfect combination of quietly dorky (computer geek) and excitingly spontaneous (snowboarder!).  [...]

Well, I still don’t have anything even remotely exciting to report on the dating front, but my much-anticipated vaginal reconstructive procedure is scheduled for this Tuesday, so I’m sure I’ll have some mildly entertaining stories coming up about that.  In WW news, I actually *gasp* purchased a bathroom scale today, so now I know what [...]

Actual phone conversation between me and a friend this afternoon: Friend: “Where are you?  Sounds like you’re out somewhere.” DD: “Yeah, I’m hanging out at the bookstore.” Friend: “… … man, you’re such a dork.” DD: “Uh, how long have you known me?  Didn’t you figure that out a long time ago?” Friend: “Yeah, but [...]

People, I’ve got nothin’.  So, to distract you from my lack of exciting drama, go catch up on xkcd comics.  A few of my recent favorites: http://www.xkcd.com/566/ - Re: “The Matrix.”  I first saw this movie on the first day of my sophomore year in college, 1999.  Can’t believe that was 10 years ago!  And although [...]