Comments on: Getting back out there… maybe

By: The Dateable Dork

The Dateable Dork — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:44:31 +0000

Honey – Yeah, I’ll have to look into that! I’m wondering, though, if it matters (or if people will care) that I’m not Jewish. Anyone have any input on this?

Simon – Hahaha, yeah, you’re right – I know I’d be putting myself at risk of getting ditched/crushed for the millionth time, but if it ever actually works out, it’ll all be worth it. Besides, dating is fun, and god damn it, I miss it! After my little procedure next week, I might just bite the bullet and go for it.

Marc – Oh no, is JDate really that bad? It can’t be any worse than Match, right???

Buddha – Mmmm, I love me some Barry White. Doesn’t get much more sexy than that. : )

Michael – You’re a hopeless cause, you know that? : ) I didn’t know you were a nice Jewish boy… I may have to bump you up a few notches on the DD-attractiveness scale…

By: Michael from Texas

Michael from Texas — Thu, 14 May 2009 04:27:43 +0000

It’s not a religious thing at all, but much more of a package deal – the dark hair,

Check.

the dorky personality,

Check.

the professional job…

Check.

I just eat it up with a spoon. And let’s face it – I live in New York, and this city is just bursting with nice Jewish boys just waiting for me to meet them and scoop them up. So where do I go to meet one? Any ideas?

Come to Texas, there’s one just waiting to scoop you up.

By: Buddha

Buddha — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:58:59 +0000

You can order that from Amazon; you just need to know where to look. There are a few options. Search by "Movies & TV" and you'll find virtual boyfriends. If you search by "Baby", you can order one that says "I love you, baby" over and over and over again. You can also pick "Books" and, oh... no; you won't find a guy there. You're best bet is to try "MP3 Downloads", type out "Barry White" and you'll find a silky, smooth man to whisper "my darling, I can't get enough of your love babe"... all night long. Happy shopping! Buddha’s last blog post..Dream Police

By: Marc

Marc — Wed, 13 May 2009 22:02:45 +0000

Jdate is always an option. Then again, so is banging your head against a brick wall. The latter would probably be less painful. Marc’s last blog post..BLAME IT ON THE DEAD GUY

By: Simon

Simon — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:40:36 +0000

Oh come on, D2, don't you think that getting torn apart is what helps you stand back up on your feet and try again? Usually I think that if there's any doubt about anything in life, you probably shouldn't be pursuing it. In this case I'd go ahead and totally disagree. Advice is, like I said, on the last post, for suckers. You have a feeling in the pit of your stomach that says, "even though I hate the heartbreak and i hate what comes along with living in the dating world, it's ultimately really fun and will someday be worth it." it's like saying that you don't want a gold medal because the road to the gold medal hurts so badly. And remember, advice is for suckers. (Except for that piece of advice, of course.) Simon’s last blog post..Sumpin’ New by Simon

By: Honey

Honey — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:20:35 +0000

One word: JDate Honey’s last blog post..Tax Returns: Complete and Total Satisfaction