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I heart xkcd

14 May 2009

People, I’ve got nothin’. So, to distract you from my lack of exciting drama, go catch up on xkcd comics. A few of my recent favorites:

http://www.xkcd.com/566/ - Re: “The Matrix.” I first saw this movie on the first day of my sophomore year in college, 1999. Can’t believe that was 10 years ago! And although the sequels pretty much sucked, I still always get turned on by that steamy Keanu Reeves sex scene in the underground human city. Super hot. Rock my futuristic virtual world, Keanu!

http://www.xkcd.com/567/ - Re: electricity. As a big dork, I couldn’t resist this one. Just goes to show that sometimes science is completely arbitrary! But mostly not… kind of. Wait, as a science dork, is that blasphemy? : )

http://www.xkcd.com/572/ - Re: schmoopiness. Sometimes those pesky scavenger hunt items are just impossible to find. Damn it all to hell!

http://www.xkcd.com/583/ - Re: human reproduction. This is what happens when a dork writes a comic about sex. I almost fell out of my chair after reading this. Love it! I guess this is the epitome of being a dateable dork. Or something like that.

Enjoy, my dears. If nothing exciting happens to me in the next few days, I might just have to post my favorite LOLcats. Oh yeah, you know you want it…

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