The Dateable Dork

Remember a few months ago when I had a fantastically torrid and completely imaginary affair with the Subway Adonis?  Well, lately I’m finding a Subway Adonis in every car of every subway that I happen to find myself on, and suffice it to say, there’s an adonis everywhere I look.  Oh, the humanity!  Men of [...]

Ohhhhhhh, my dears, can we all just take a minute to bask in the intoxicating sex glow that’s been hovering over me since Friday night?  : )  I’ve gotta say, I’m SO glad I did it.  There’s an endless internal debate over whether getting involved with Hot Marine is worth all the aggravation, the disappointment, [...]

I was dehydrated, but it totallly still counts.  There are no words.  : )

Sometimes doing something wrong feels oh-so-right.  Looks like I’ll have a juicy update tomorrow.  : )

Dudes, today was quite the day, wasn’t it?  Shit was going down left and right, and I watched it all unfold from the comfort of my couch (I took a sick day from work) and listened as my cell phone rang off the hook.  First Farrah Fawcett, which we were all anticipating… then Michael Jackson, [...]

Help! I’m in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?
Oh, Mike Myers, you crack me up.  Anyway peeps, it seems like I have a lot of random shit going on these days.  Not much of it is very interesting, but I’ll [...]

Dear pussy,
Remember me?  It’s DD, you long-lost friend.  You know, the person who carries you around all day, cleans you, grooms you, keeps you nice and fresh and perky.  What’s that you say?  You’re hungry?  Well, yes, I know… but unfortunately I’ve got nothing to offer you these days.  The cupboards are bare, my dear, [...]

There’s something about an old college friend that you just can’t get anywhere else, you know?  The kind of friendship that will last forever, though all the crap life manages to throw at you, through all the new apartments and new jobs and new relationships and whatever else keeps on changing as the years go [...]

OMG, peeps, I’m exhausted.  I had a seriously busy week last week, and this weekend was just packed with stuff, one thing right after the other.  You have no idea how much I’m looking forward to getting home from work at a normal hour tomorrow and having the entire evening to myself!  God, I can’t [...]

That’s right, my dears, I am writing this post at 1:30 in the morning, having just arrived home from work at midnight and having just eaten dinner and washed the dishes, etc.  Allow me to introduce the after-midnight zombie DD who has probably only written a handful of posts in her un-dead lifetime, mostly to report [...]