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DD in the flesh: body as art edition

14 Jun 2009

Body as art

There’s something about the curves of a woman’s body that is absolutely sublime.  Nature seamlessly combines art and science as the soft, gentle curves form an awe-inspiring sinusoidal wave, triggering both my outer dork and inner seductress.  Ah, if only I could pose in a gallery and encourage onlookers to experience this magnificent exhibit for themselves.  Oh wait, I believe I just did.  : )

11 Responses to “DD in the flesh: body as art edition”

  1. 1
    Derek Says:

    Too true, but lets not forget the males, i think the beauty is in the whole human body for both male and female, not just in the outer design but the awe inspiring machine that works inside us all.

    By the way the WW diet you have followed has now inspired me, Cheers DD
    x

  2. 2
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Derek – So true. Believe me, if I had a male specimen who would be willing to pose for me, I’d be taking artsy photos of him too. Best of luck with dieting – keep me posted! : )

  3. 3
    Michael from Texas Says:

    Sa-weeet! But no guy has a butt like that…

  4. 4
    Summerbreeze Says:

    MMMMMMMM Wow that ass is amazing!

  5. 5
    Tony Says:

    Nice ass :-D

    Tony’s last blog post..Open Mics

  6. 6
    the eternal list Says:

    yummy ass

    i think i agree, women’s curves are a miracle that i’m not sure the male body can attain, mine certainly can’t

  7. 7
    Gray Says:

    Wow, you look great!!:)

    Gray’s last blog post..The Effect

  8. 8
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Michael – All I’m saying is that my date’s butt better not be better than mine… that’s all. : )

    Summer – Thanks! I ate a lot of veggies for that ass.

    Tony – Why thank you, my dear.

    eternal list – There is certainly beauty in both the male and female form, but curves are definitely a woman’s strong point. I prefer my men to be chiseled, not curvy.

    Gray – Thanks! I’m really loving my new body.

  9. 9
    Lance Says:

    That ass is positively destroying me.

    Lance’s last blog post..Away We Go

  10. 10
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Lance – Sorry, babe. I try to use my powers for good, not evil. : )

  11. 11
    Jonsi Says:

    That’s your problem DD. Good isn’t good enough. You need to get with the program and start using your powers for AWESOME.

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