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I’m turning into a zombie

18 Jun 2009

That’s right, my dears, I am writing this post at 1:30 in the morning, having just arrived home from work at midnight and having just eaten dinner and washed the dishes, etc.  Allow me to introduce the after-midnight zombie DD who has probably only written a handful of posts in her un-dead lifetime, mostly to report things like “great fuck tonight – will write more tomorrow.”  Sadly, all I’ve got tonight is “long-ass day today, probably won’t be writing any more tomorrow.”  Geez!  This zombie thing kinda sucks.

Despite the fact that I’ve been working like a dog lately, things seem to be coming together pretty nicely.  We’ll see what my boss thinks of everything tomorrow.  Really, my only major complaint about this situation is that my WW diet is getting all screwed up.  I’m sticking to my points but eating crazy shit at crazy hours.  Not good for the bikini-body, but what am I gonna do.

Some other news-worthy items:

1.  I’ve tentatively scheduled a booty call with you-know-who for next week, but I’d say the chances of us actually getting together are hovering somewhere around 10%.  We’ll see what happens.  It would be nice to get laid, even if it’s with a gorgeous blue-eyed jerk.  Then again, I’m sure I’ll be cursing by the end of it, regardless of whether I actually see him or not.

2.  Lost another 1.2 pounds on WW this week, bringing my total up to 13.5 pounds in 7 weeks, which brings me pretty damn close to having lost 10% of my starting weight.  Pretty cool, huh?  I’m still super excited about all this WW stuff and have been feeling amazing throughout the entire experience.

3.  My old college roommate is coming to visit this weekend!  Peeps, this makes me so incredibly happy, you have no idea.  This girl is totally awesome, and easily my real-life BFF (yes, even better than my gynecologist, if you can believe that).  I’ll probably be offline for a few days, so carry on without me.  I’m sure I’ll have some good stories when I return.

Wow, I feel as if my zombie head is about to explode and the world is going to collapse in on itself or something.  I don’t remember the last time I was awake at this hour, and frankly, I don’t want to be awake at this hour again for a while… unless I’m out shaking my booty, of course.  : )  What do you feed zombies?  Live humans?  Blood?  First-born children?  I think I’ll settle for my bed and a few hours of uninterrupted sleepy bliss.  Goodnight all – see you in a few days.

4 Responses to “I’m turning into a zombie”

  1. 1
    Nadine Says:

    My last two days were crazy “at work”, too. Since I work from home and have to go to uni on the side, I worked until one in the morning for the last two days – and I feel really hard done by today. Physically exhausted in spite of sitting on my desk all day.

  2. 2
    Chris Says:

    Yeah, that qualifies as zombie-hood. But at least you’re a smokin’ hot zombie.

    Have fun this weekend.

  3. 3
    Honey Says:

    Hey, DD -

    1. Ugh. I’m hoping he cancels on you, which will at least spare you the aftermath.

    2. Hooray! Congratulations.

    3. Sounds like fun :-) I can’t wait to hear the stories.

    4. I think zombies eat brains?

    Honey’s last blog post..Crummy Weekend

  4. 4
    The Virgin Says:

    But the REAL question is: are you one of those fast running zombies like the modern movies depicts, or are you the traditional slow moving “Romero” zombie?

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