The Dateable Dork

Ah yes, my date on Monday night.  Who could forget such a momentous occasion?  My first real date since March with Chicago Boy (remember that disaster?), and I was all excited about meeting this guy who wrote in complete sentences, spelled all his words correctly, and was able to carry on an intelligent, fun, and [...]

Good evening, my dears.  This is drunken DD writing a quick post before I collapse in my bed, totally loopy and sloppy and giggly and falling all over myself.  How silly!  I was going to write about my crazy troll date tonight, but I wouldn’t do it justice in my, ahem, altered state.  I think [...]

I had planned on writing about my absolutely awful date tonight, but instead, I received an email in my inbox this afternoon that completely knocked the wind out of me, compelling me to write a different but very meaningful post.  Details of the troll date will have to wait until tomorrow.
As you all know far [...]

He was a fucking troll.  I am so DONE with this online dating bullshit!!!
More tomorrow, when hopefully my anger will have subsided.

(1) Hot Marine.  First of all, I am absolutely in love with this moment.  So much so, in fact, that I think I convinced myself to hit the big red self-destruct button on whatever it is that goes on between the two of us.  I usually send him a highly edited version of whatever I [...]

As we lie in bed, him completely naked, me with my light summer dress hiked up above my waist, I slowly and carefully run my fingers up and down his chiseled body, trying to memorize every curve, every muscle, every delicious inch of him before he vanishes into the night.  As my hands graze over [...]

I kinda, sorta, maybe slept with Hot Marine last night.  Oops!  Can you sleep with someone by accident???  I swear, it just sort of happened!  [insert angelic halo and innocent puppy dog eyes]  : )
I got home from work late with a one-line email in my inbox asking if I wanted to “hang out.”  A few [...]

Forgive me, my dears, for I have sinned.  I’ve been neglecting my poor little blog and all you nice folks have been missing out on my random thoughts/updates/musings because my ass has been way too lazy to write everything up lately.  I’m so sorry!  All I can say is that the weather has finally been [...]

I’ve had a busy weekend, complete with a new haircut (nice and short – love it!), my introduction to a body sculpting class at a friend’s gym (which totally KICKED MY ASS in a really good way), and a night out of drinking/dancing with some friends.  All in all, a great weekend, and some absolutely [...]

This has been such a whirlwind weekend – sorry I’ve been away from the blog!  I’ll write a proper post tonight, but for now, enjoy this pic of me in my par-tay clothes from last night, rocking my super-short new bob haircut (which I love, by the way).  Hope you’ve all been enjoying this gorgeous [...]