I am drunk
Good evening, my dears. This is drunken DD writing a quick post before I collapse in my bed, totally loopy and sloppy and giggly and falling all over myself. How silly! I was going to write about my crazy troll date tonight, but I wouldn’t do it justice in my, ahem, altered state. I think I would be too nice. I need to be sober and mean for that post, hahahahaha. So you’ll have to wait another day for that one.Â
For now, suffice it to say that I barely made it home after tripping all over myself in the street, practically losing my sandals, and saying things like, “DUDE, I am SO wasted.” Hahahaha!!! I luv alcohol. I want to marry it and have all its babies. I especially luv strawberry martinis and whiskey sours and sweet potato fries and molten chocolate cake. Mmmmmmmm. And I luv my good friend and her b-day and celebrating mid-week. Perfection! Want to do this again every night for the rest of my life. So great. I’m off to bed – goodnight peeps. : )
Why do I think you’ll feel differently about doing this ‘every night’ when you wake up in the morning? haha!!!
I don’t know how you type coherently while drunk tho.. I certainly can’t… I wouldn’t have the guts to do a blog post in that condition, it would be unreadable!!
Good luck with Mr. Hangover in the am!!
July 30th, 2009 at 1:46 amGWNN
Girlwithnoname (Jackie)´s last blog ..Vancouver Summer
Actually you’re no good at this…the nice part about being drunk is getting mean and showing no restraint about all the things that piss you off.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:41 amOh, and no doubt you’ll be reading this when it’s far too late, but make sure you down a pitcher of water before bed.
July 30th, 2009 at 2:43 amGWNN – Hahaha! I’m surprised it was so coherent myself. I vaguely remember trying to focus last night while writing, so I guess it came out ok in the end. : )
Virgin – Yes, I had plenty of water before I went to sleep last night. Trust me, I’ve learned from experience on that one. And yeah, I’m way too nice when I’m drunk!
July 30th, 2009 at 9:32 pmThe Dateable Dork´s last blog ..I am drunk
Ridiculous. I love it.
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