The Dateable Dork

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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Recap of my date tonight

27 Jul 2009

He was a fucking troll.  I am so DONE with this online dating bullshit!!!

More tomorrow, when hopefully my anger will have subsided.

9 Responses to “Recap of my date tonight”

  1. 1
    The Virgin Says:

    Naw, my best friend’s stepmonster is a troll, and only she is worthy of that title. But sorry to hear that nonetheless. So was the profile picture a fake or about eight years out of date?

  2. 2
    Gray Says:

    I am so sorry to hear this. I wouldn’t discount everyone online. There is always a few bad seeds along the way.
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  3. 3
    hubman Says:

    Sorry to hear about that. Like Gray said, a few bad seeds…
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  4. 4
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Virgin – No, seriously, picture the mental image that comes to mind when I use the word “troll.” That is exactly what he looked like. The profile picture must have been very old and completely misrepresented what he actually looks like. Fucking bullshit!

    Gray – I agree, but I’m so infuriated right now that it’s hard to see past this incident, especially because this is not the first time this has happened to me. Sigh.
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    The Dateable Dork Says:

    hubman – I know, I know… but COME ON! I feel completely deceived. How dishonest of a person do you have to be to do something like that???
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    Chris Says:

    DD, sorry to hear that. I am thinking I may use a photo of the Crypt Keeper for my on-line profile so that ladies are pleasantly surprised when I show up and look better in person. Assuming they get past the Crypt Keeper photo in the first place…

    I suggest that when you go dumpster diving again (you will), before you meet, ask for a recent photo, like one with today’s paper clearly visible in it, just like hostage negotiation…

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    Girlwithnoname (Jackie) Says:

    hey DD, I gotta say I’ve done a whole bunch of online dating and I’ve NEVER had much luck with it. Almost everyone misrepresents themselves to some degree… its pretty frustrating I agree. I don’t do it much anymore. Just not worth the time.

    GWNN
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    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Chris – Hahaha, what a fantastic idea! I’d want to see the NYTimes date in the background, maybe even standing in front of the stock exchange or something. I’ll settle for no less from now on. : )

    GWNN – Completely agree – really not worth the time and effort (not to mention $) considering what I’ve been getting out of it (nothing but aggravation). It’s also getting to the point where I feel like nothing is left, that the apple trees have been picked over, and all I’m left with are squished rotting apples on the ground. I’d rather die alone than fuck a rotten piece of fruit.
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    Lance Says:

    Hahahaha! Online dating is the pits. I feel ya.
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