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HOLY SHIT

01 Aug 2009

I just got a random text from New Year’s Lips – he “saw me online and wanted to say hi.”  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

Edited to add: After a few flirty texts back and forth, we are meeting “to catch up over a drink” on Wednesday night.  HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

6 Responses to “HOLY SHIT”

  1. 1
    complicated kitten Says:

    I think he is beginning to wonder if there might be a chance for another date…
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  2. 2
    Kevin Says:

    If I’m not mistaken, wasn’t he the one who was the cause of your major STD issues?

  3. 3
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    kitten – Hmmm… a date or just a booty call? That is the million dollar question…

    Kevin – No, you’re not mistaken. Sooooo… there is no way I’m sleeping with him on Wednesday. BUT, he is totally geeky and cute and I wouldn’t mind hanging out with him again. I’m curious to see where this may or may not go…
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    Chris Says:

    DD, if you’ve seen Mel Brook’s “History of the World, Part 1.” This will be funny, if not, go rent it, it’s worth seeing….

    “Virgins, but your ‘No Entrance’ signs on”
    [Vestal Virgins put traffic no entrance signs in front of their va-jay-jay's]

    Meet NYL, talk to NYL, but in no way should you sleep with NYL, not even “cuddling in the same bed”. You don’t want a repeat of the last year.

  5. 5
    Chris Says:

    OK, my bad typing, that’s supposed to be “Put on your No Entrance signs”

  6. 6
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Chris – Very, very, very well said. I went through more than my fair share of medical drama over the past year, and I don’t care how hot New Year’s Lips is on Wed. night, but I am NOT taking my pants off with him. I won’t put myself through that again. No fucking way!
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