Oh hai. It’s me, NYL.
Well, well, well… for ONCE in my life a guy contacts me out of the blue instead of the other way around. Funny how the universe is finally swinging into alignment for me. New Year’s Lips and I haven’t had ANY contact AT ALL since we split up last March, with the exception of one very quick, very awkward phone call last July when I informed him that perhaps he should get himself checked out. (Little did I know at the time that he was the one who fucking gave that shit to me in the first place, but I digress.) No contact for over a year, and here he is, all friendly and flirty and popping up on my cell phone like we were just hanging out last week or something. Ahhhhh, can I just soak this up for a moment? A guy comes crawling back to ME for a change. Mmmmmmm… I really like the taste of this. Sweet, sweet satisfaction.
BUT, ever since I got his completely random text on Saturday morning, I’ve had one question on my mind: what does he want? The way I figure it, there are basically four options: (1) he wants an easy piece of ass (after all, what are exes for?) or a new fuck-buddy or something along those lines; (2) he’s bored and just wants to get back in touch; (3) he’s actually (gasp!) interested in giving our old relationship a second chance (hahahaha, even I couldn’t get through that one with a straight face!); or (4) he’s a guy and hasn’t given this nearly as much thought as I have, and just happened to see me online and sent me a random text with no predetermined purpose whatsoever. I wonder what he envisions happening on Wednesday night when we meet to “catch up over a drink.” I would absolutely love to get back in touch with him (after all, he *was* absolutely charming and adorable, despite the STD drama), but I’ve been trying (rather unsuccessfully) not to get my hopes up. I think I sabotage myself in these situations by expecting too much and being disappointed when things inevitably don’t go how I had envisioned. Ah well.
I just can’t believe I heard from him after all this time, and he was being all cute and shy and geeky in his texts, which just draws me in all over again. And I keep thinking about our amazing first kiss and all those crazy sexcapades that we used to have (remember when he bent me over the dresser and fucked me in my dress and heels?), and I just can’t help but be a *little* excited about seeing him again… and maybe ending the night with my tongue down his throat and my hand on his ass. So sue me!
But we’ll see. If nothing else, this little meet-up fills up my Wednesday night and will provide an interesting story for the blog regardless of what happens. So stay tuned for the post-meeting review at the end of the week. At least I can guarantee that he won’t be a troll. : )
Have fun. All I can say is I’ve been thinking about sending a similar text to girl from a year ago. It would be NICE to get a piece of her, but it’s more a cross between options 2 & 4. I enjoyed her, she’s a cool girl, I want her to be doing well, and it would be a lot of fun to spend some time with her. Those are my intentions. But she wore a lot of dresses too, and I’d love to bend her over and lift up the hem =) .
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:05 pmOh no, girl. Giving you an STD oughta be grounds for immediate dismissal.
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:04 amHolly Hoffman´s last blog ..Your touted “workaholism” isn’t a badge of honor
Wow, sounds like someone is excited. Though I have to agree with Holly on the immediate dismissal, but just becareful.:)
August 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pmGray´s last blog ..The ties that bind us.
I’d have to agree with Gary and Holly. Why do you want to talk to him? AFter all the drama you’ve gone through with the whole std thing.. I wouldn’t think you would want to go back there .. the possibly of having to go through it all again.
August 3rd, 2009 at 12:36 pmjolie fatale ´s last blog ..Thinking about starting another blog.
Jonsi – Who knows – NYL probably feels the same way, for all I know. If you enjoy spending time with that girl and want to – ahem – flip up her dress, I say go ahead and text her! What’s the worst that could happen? : )
Holly, Gray, and jolie fatale – Yes, yes, you’re absolutely 100% right that the STD drama is SO not worth going through again, no matter what NYL’s intentions may be. BUT, NYL is actually a stand-up kind of guy, and despite everything that happened, I genuinely believe that he didn’t know he had it when he gave it to me (call me naive, but I think it’s actually true). I don’t know, I guess I’m just excited at the thought of seeing him again and flattered that he contacted me out of the blue. Don’t worry, pants will be staying ON no matter what, I pinky swear. : )
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:40 pmThe Dateable Dork´s last blog ..Oh hai. It’s me, NYL.
Just like you pinky swore that you’d never see Hot Marine again, right?
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:43 pmUmmmmm… : )
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:47 pmThe Dateable Dork´s last blog ..The troll strikes back
Well you know, pinky swears are the HIGHEST of swears. It’s seven years BAD SEX if you break that promise.
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:32 pm