The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for August, 2009

A long, quiet, lonely week

13 Aug 2009

It’s been eerily quiet in my little world this week.  My life is usually on the quiet side to begin with, but this week has been extra quiet, so much so that I’m starting to get a little lonely/sad as the week wears on.  This morning I was in such an awful mood that I [...]

Change we need

11 Aug 2009

OH BABY.  : )

21st Century Breakdown

10 Aug 2009

As long-time readers may recall, I’m a big Green Day fan and have been ever since my brother used to blast “When I Come Around” through my bedroom walls in the 90s.  Ah, remember those days?  I was probably wearing flannel shirts and skater jeans and practicing kissing on my hand.  Hahaha.  Anyway, I recently [...]

Bored, and pondering the road ahead

09 Aug 2009

In the last few weeks, I’ve come to a very important realization: I’m bored out of my mind.  Not just “what am I going to do this weekend?” bored, but “I’ve been doing the same damn thing for five years and it’s all getting really OLD” bored.  Know what I mean?  I’ve been in the [...]

My second first date with NYL

06 Aug 2009

First of all, I’m still confused as to whether last night actually qualifies as a “date,” but I’ll get to that later.  First, the details.  : ) As much as I hate to admit it, I was beyond excited to hang out with New Year’s Lips again, if for no other reason than the fact [...]

This is why I love the summer

04 Aug 2009

Just a quick post tonight – I took the day off from work today (again) and spent the day at the beach (again), and I have to say, I freaking LOVE these beach days.  It really doesn’t get much better than this, seriously.  All I did today was lounge around in the sand and surf, [...]

The troll strikes back

03 Aug 2009

So remember my troll date from last Monday and how I had sent him a polite but firm email saying that he really should update his photos?  Of course, how could we forget?  It’s not everyday that I go on an actual date these days, and with an undateable woodland creature, no less.  So yes, [...]

Oh hai. It’s me, NYL.

02 Aug 2009

Well, well, well… for ONCE in my life a guy contacts me out of the blue instead of the other way around.  Funny how the universe is finally swinging into alignment for me.  New Year’s Lips and I haven’t had ANY contact AT ALL since we split up last March, with the exception of one [...]

HOLY SHIT

01 Aug 2009

I just got a random text from New Year’s Lips – he “saw me online and wanted to say hi.”  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? Edited to add: After a few flirty texts back and forth, we are meeting “to catch up over a drink” on Wednesday night.  HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

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