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Weekend wrap-up

30 Aug 2009

Not much time to write tonight, but here’s a quick wrap-up of a weekend that went by WAY too quickly:

  • After 33 years of marriage, my parents got re-married today.  Very, very cute. 
  • I was one of only 3 single people at the event.  My 77-year-old grandmother and a divorced friend of my mom’s were the other two.  It was kind of depressing.
  • My mom – the bride – gave everyone gifts.  Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?
  • One of the gifts from mom was a mixed tape that my grandfather (who had passed away a few years ago) had made me when I was ~5 years old, gave it to my mom, and told her to give it to me “when I was an adult.”  I have no idea what’s on this tape, but I burst out in tears when I unwrapped it, complete with my grandfather’s handwriting and everything.  So incredibly emotional.  Now I just have to find a cassette player to see what’s on the tape…
  • I realized (for the millionth time) that I really don’t like my family all that much, but they’re my family, and I love them anyway.  Know what I mean?

That’s about it.  No sex/dating update because absolutely nothing is going on – the horror!  I’m still curious to see where (if anywhere) this whole New Year’s Lips thing is going to go… and I admit that I had a dream about him last night that was basically a compilation of all the great sex we had last year.  You know those “cum shot” compilations that you see on porn sites?  Yeah, it was kind of like that.  Ha.  : )

Hope you all had a great weekend!

4 Responses to “Weekend wrap-up”

  1. 1
    Michael from Texas Says:

    I’m shocked – SHOCKED!!! – that you know that cum shot compilations appear on porn sites. Didn’t you know that women are supposed to be offended by male-oriented porn? :)

    But seriously, I think I’m more interested in what’s on that tape your grandfather made. It’s over 20 years old, what could he be saying from the olden days of the late 80s? I hope you’ll post about this when you finally hear it.

    (A suggestion: if it’s not too long, connect your tape deck to your computer and record it as an mp3. It’ll be easier to copy onto a CD which you can listen to or give out as you see fit. You can also edit stuff out if needed, or copy short sound bites for your computer. Converting it to mp3 also makes it so that you don’t have to struggle to find a tape player again.)

  2. 2
    W Says:

    Miss Dork,

    Having a glass of red wine here. I am hoping all your dreams come true. (raises glass and drinks to your future)

  3. 3
    Andrew Says:

    Wow, 33 years. That’s both admirable and crazy.
    Congrats to your parents. I hope when I get married my wife decides to stick around that long!

    Also, just started visiting and this is my first comment. Yay! :D

  4. 4
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Michael – Oh, please… girls watch internet porn just like guys do, and you know it! : ) I haven’t played the tape from my grandfather yet but am SO crazy curious. I’m almost afraid to do it, though, because I’m sure I’ll burst out into tears and wind up crying for hours. I miss him…

    W – Aww, why thank you! : ) Best wishes to you as well, my dear.

    Andrew – Hey, thanks for commenting and welcome to my little site! I hope the same thing for myself, and for all of us, really. My parents somehow made it work, god bless ‘em.
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