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    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
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Archive for September, 2009

Ends and beginnings

30 Sep 2009

Well, well, well… I guess I wound up doing ok on the GRE after all.  : )  I surprised the hell out of myself with my scores, but then again, I DID study my ass off every waking moment for two weeks solid.  I give myself a big ol’ pat on the back for whipping [...]

I fucking KICKED ASS on the GRE!

28 Sep 2009

More later – just had to get that out!  Thanks to all for your support and encouragement!!!  : )

The home stretch

27 Sep 2009

The GRE is tomorrow morning. 
After much studying and freaking out, I’m going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and take this exam.  To say that I’m a little nervous is an understatement.  To say that I’m a lot nervous is an understatement.  BUT, on the up side, chances are good that it’ll all be [...]

Studying is good for the soul?

24 Sep 2009

Dude, I can’t believe I’m still awake at midnight on a Thursday!  Geez, this studying is killing me.  Anyway, not much time to write (as usual these days), but I wanted to document an interesting (and kind of obvious, when you think about it) observation that just materialized itself in my overwhelmed and completely saturated [...]

A trio of shockers from Hot Marine

23 Sep 2009

I’ve been studying, studying, studying and don’t have much time to write, but I just HAD to write a quick post after what transpired tonight.  Unbelievable.  This just goes to show that you never know where life is going to take you, and that anything is possible.  It also goes to show that life isn’t [...]

Oh, so we’re being polite now?

22 Sep 2009

As you know, my relationship with Hot Marine is totally fucked up and completely toxic.  This has been established.  However, he never fails to surprise me with the random shit that he comes out with, eventually, whenever he decides to reappear from the vast black hole in which he spends most of his life.  And [...]

Studying till it hurts

20 Sep 2009

I’m sitting here at my computer tonight, laughing at myself.  I thought I had no life before I started studying for the GRE?  Ha!  All those oodles of free time I had been wasting!  These days I barely have enough time to eat and sleep in between working full time and studying the rest of the [...]

Allow me to express my displeasure at the male species

16 Sep 2009

Dear ex-lovers, fuck-buddies, and exes who have recently stuck their tongue down my throat,
When my phone rings and I get all excited that you might actually be calling me, and then my caller ID says it’s my dad, I get a little disappointed.  When it’s been over a week since I’ve last heard from you, [...]

The shit is hitting the fan

15 Sep 2009

Hello, my dears!  I have returned from my mini-vacation to DC, which was totally awesome, by the way.  I snapped this blurry but pretty cool photo of the White House at dusk on September 11 (last Friday), in addition to a bunch of other ridiculous photos of me posing with every poster/painting/book/cardboard cutout of Obama [...]

Surviving the STD conversation

09 Sep 2009

So… I kinda sorta had a very cute little date with New Year’s Lips last night.  *blushes*  : )
Here’s the thing, my dears: after last night, I actually think that there *might* be a chance of starting things back up with him again.  I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but I AM saying that [...]

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