Oh, so we’re being polite now?
As you know, my relationship with Hot Marine is totally fucked up and completely toxic. This has been established. However, he never fails to surprise me with the random shit that he comes out with, eventually, whenever he decides to reappear from the vast black hole in which he spends most of his life. And these little nuances of his personality, however fucked up they may be, never fail to entertain me. I mean, come on, he is a GUY after all, and I am totally fascinated with men and all their little (or not so little) appurtenances and idiosyncrasies.
So what’s the latest installment? Our emails over the years have gone from great to horrible to raunchy to apathetic and everything in between. Usually when he wants a piece of ass, he’ll send an email that says something like, “see you tonight?” Subtle, but short and sweet. Sometimes he’ll cut straight to the chase and be all, “wanna fuck?” a la my first let’s-start-having-casual-sex email about two years ago. But today – my dears – today his midwestern charm came out in full force and he busted out this precious little gem: “may I stop by Thursday?”
MAY he stop by Thursday??? What, are we in 5th grade and he’s asking my permission to go to the bathroom? How fucking hilarious! I just think it’s so funny that he’s asking so politely if he can come over for casual sex, as if I’m throwing a tea party and he’s RSVPing on a little notecard decorated with flowers and that sophisticated ripped paper edge. Hahaha, oh Hot Marine, how you entertain me with your polite midwestern requests. How charmingly sweet and innocent. How hilarious that such a little 3-letter word like “may” can so effectively disguise the fact that you’ve essentially treated me like shit for oh, I don’t know, the last two and a half years. Hahaha.
So I guess we’re being polite to each other now. Fascinating. Who knew?
Well I knew but didn’t feel it was my place to say anything.
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:23 pmSorry!
Just how “polite,” DD???
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Andrew – Please feel free to say whatever’s on your mind! I sure as hell do. : )
Honey – Hahaha, good point. He’s a jackass!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 pmThe Dateable Dork´s last blog ..Oh, so we’re being polite now?
So of course you’re going to see him on Thursday, right?
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:24 am“Dear Hot Marine, unfortunately it will not be possible for you to stop by as I have prior arrangement to attend to -that night and for the indefinite future” ?
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:15 amIf you don’t want him to be a jackass to you (anymore), don’t see him on Thursday no matter what. Don’t even dignify such worthless emails with a reply (alternatively, I guess you can tell him to fuck off succinctly). He’s not worth a second of your time or an ounce of your energy.
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:03 pmAll – I did not see him tonight, nor do we have any plans to see each other AT ALL. Aren’t you so proud of me? : )
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