The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for September, 2009

I kissed a boy tonight : )

09 Sep 2009

Well, well, well… it turns out that my date with New Year’s Lips tonight was actually pretty good.  Who knew?  : )  There was dinner, there was a movie, there was some fooling around on his couch, and there was the long-awaited STD conversation.  It was kind of (and by “kind of” I mean “incredibly”) awkward [...]

Mmmmm… cleavage

07 Sep 2009

Found this photo in the archives while scrolling through some old pics.  Shows my signature boob-freckles that I know you all get a kick out of.  Enjoy, my dears.  : ) Photo credit: Hot Marine (yes, you read that right).

Sunday night musings for your reading pleasure

06 Sep 2009

There are a bunch of random thoughts going through my head tonight: – 20-something guys are starting to look younger and younger every day.  Like, really young.  Like, way too young for me to even consider dating.  How fucking crazy is that?   I see them walking down the street, hanging out in bars and clubs, [...]

Lazy holiday weekend

05 Sep 2009

Hey peeps – hope you’re all enjoying the long holiday weekend!  As for me, I’ve been having an extremely lazy and relaxing weekend – I’m staying local and just lounging around for 3 days while soaking up the sun and achieving a zen-like state of peace and calm, peppered with good/fresh food and a healthy [...]

Post-date recap: the male perspective

03 Sep 2009

Ok, so remember my cute little date with New Year’s Lips last Wednesday night?  Well, I recently got his take on what went down that night, and DUDE, it just goes to show that men and women really ARE living on two different planets.  Srsly.  I mean, god damn, I swear I’ll never understand the [...]

Attention all geeky guys at the bookstore

02 Sep 2009

[Blog update: Check out the new "Vintage" link in the header!] This post serves as an official public service announcement to all geeky guys who hang out at bookstores on random Wednesday nights after work, in particular, groups of cute early-30s geeky guys sitting around a table, drinking coffee, chatting about video games and computers [...]

The Virgin signs off

01 Sep 2009

I have to take a little break from my normal stream-of-consciousness ramblings about my life to say goodbye to a long-time bloggy friend – The Virgin (well, technically the Ex-Virgin).  After about a year and a half (V, correct me if I’m wrong), he’s decided to close up shop, and I have to say, I’m [...]

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