The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for October, 2009

My list of dating requirements (Version 2.0)

26 Oct 2009

Lately I’ve been reflecting on the state of the dating market, and I’ve come to the same conclusion that I’ve reached again and again: I’m extremely picky when it comes to someone I’d actually consider dating, and once I do find someone acceptable, what are the chances that we’ll actually have chemistry and hit it [...]

Tears of joy, a dork convention, and a Mad Lib

21 Oct 2009

Just checking in!  Not much has been going on lately – not much to write about.  BUT, I just had to share the following little tidbit: as I was surfing through grad school websites tonight, I started getting extremely excited and I noticed that clear salty liquid droplets were leaking out of my eyes.  DUDE, [...]

Boot shopping euphoria

16 Oct 2009

The strangest thing happened to me today.  I got up this morning, all excited about having the day off from work, and I headed out to buy an ice scraper for my car before getting to work on my school applications.  Suddenly I found myself in a shoe store (umm, how did that happen?), hemorrhaging [...]

Blasts from the past

15 Oct 2009

In the past 24 hours, I’ve randomly been contacted by two people with whom I’d completely lost touch for way too long:
(1) An old friend from high school who found me on LinkedIn – ha, I guess that site is good for something after all.  I almost shit a brick when his email popped up [...]

Replacing anger with awesomeness

13 Oct 2009

After several days of feeling absolutely awful, tonight I’m feeling recharged, re-energized, and rejuvenated.  Why, you ask?  Well, I came home from work today to two exciting little packages that reminded me that I have much more exciting, productive, and important things to do with my life than mourn the loss of an extremely hot but [...]

Focusing inward

11 Oct 2009

I hate to admit it (because it means that he’s still exerting his unwavering power over me), but the recent news about David is really eating away at me.  I’ve been unable to focus on anything else all weekend, and I’m feeling uncomfortable, upset, and highly meditative.  I’ve been trying to sort out my feelings [...]

The face of a monster

10 Oct 2009

The face of a monster is very well hidden, masquerading around busy city streets as an attractive, successful 30-something man with military-cut blond hair and radiant blue eyes.  He captures your gaze as he walks by in his freshly pressed suit, he charms you with his innocent-sounding midwestern accent, and he impresses you with his [...]

Absolutely ridiculous news

08 Oct 2009

Hot Marine took me out to dinner tonight, and guess what I managed to pry out of him?

He has a girlfriend.
For the past 10 months.
And he’s living with her.

There are SO many implications to this news, and I am still in shock trying to process it.  All I can say right now is that this [...]

Is this thing on?

05 Oct 2009

I hate to say it, but my beloved little blog has been really taking a backseat these days.  Primary reasons include the following:

My life has been overwhelmed with (a) my transition to a new company and all the associated BS that goes along with it, and (b) grad school applications.  In essence, all my free [...]

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