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I think I need a Santa outfit

12 Nov 2009

I had so much fun dressing up in that referee costume for Halloween, and it got me thinking… why don’t I do that more often?  Granted, it’s only socially acceptable to wear that kind of stuff out in public for one night each year, but I can certainly wear some fun little outfits for *indoor* guests, right?  : )  I was poking around the site where I bought my Halloween costume, and I found this cute little Santa-themed outfit.  LOVE IT.  I wonder if I can pull off some kind of Field of Dreams maneuver in which “if I buy it, they will come” by the time the December holidays roll around.  I’d feel kinda silly prancing around my apartment in that getup by myself, and I think I’d really need someone to tell me how cute I look.  Hmmm… I wonder…

What do you think?  Ladies, have you dressed up in sexy little numbers like this for your man?  Guys, have you purchased these types of things as gifts for your wives/girlfriends? 

I totally get off on the power/domination aspect of it, which is one of the reasons why I loved that referee costume.  With the Santa outfits, it’s not so much a power thing, but those costumes are just SO friggin cute.  I mean, come on!  Who wouldn’t want to unwrap that at the end of a long day?  Not to mention the fact that the models on that site are HOT and could probably sell ice to an eskimo, as they say.

Anyway… I’m just pondering some potential holiday purchases… and pondering how to wrangle an unsuspecting victim into my lair to unwrap that Christmas present.  : )

12 Responses to “I think I need a Santa outfit”

  1. 1
    Kiera Says:

    The matching candy cane striped thigh-highs are ADORABLE. I will shamefully admit that I would wear that around my house all by myself.

    I totally say buy it, wear it, take some xxxmas card pictures and pack it away until next year. And if a man happens to be lucky enough to unwrap it, even better.
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  2. 2
    Chris Says:

    DD, you in the candy striped stockings, and nothing else. Excuse me while I go die from bliss…

  3. 3
    Honey Says:

    I agree, that outfit was CUUUTE!
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  4. 4
    Mitch Says:

    Um, what Chris said…
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  5. 5
    Tony Says:

    Feck, with your legs you’d look sensational in that outfit.

  6. 6
    Vince Says:

    yum, candilicious!

  7. 7
    Andrew Says:

    Yes, please buy that and take pictures. Lots of pictures. We need them for, uh, research.

  8. 8
    Amy Says:

    You can still fulfill your dominating fantasy in your Santa suit. All you have to do is insist on guys being either naughty or nice in order to get their “gift”…heehee
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  9. 9
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Well, well, well… thanks for all the impulse-buying encouragement! I would really *love* to buy that cute little outfit (candy cane thigh-highs included, of course!) and prance around like a perky little snow bunny. I just can’t seem to justify it without an audience, though. Actually… maybe if hell freezes over and I go back to match.com I can use that as my main photo… : )
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  10. 10
    Chris Says:

    DD, no audience? What are we, your loyal readers, except an audience waiting with baited breath…

    OK, I realize the “live audience” perks aren’t available with us, but its still a nice thought…

  11. 11
    Steve Errey - The Confidence Guy Says:

    Man alive, buy it. Buy it now.

    Holy moly.
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