The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

  • About Me

    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

  • Email Me

    thedateabledork AT gmail DOT com
  • DD on Twitter!

  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
  • Little Red Heart

    Like my little heart icon in the browser window? Create your own favicon using the handy tutorial over at Nineteen74 and the super-easy favicon generator.

Miscellaneous man updates

26 Jan 2010

Kind of a random post tonight – a status report on my (pseudo)dating life, if you will:

I’m getting together with NYL on Saturday night – game plan TBD.  I’m kind of surprised that I managed to squeeze a Saturday night out of this guy, considering that I was relegated to Tues and Wed nights a few months ago.  In fact, HE was the one who suggested Saturday.  Well shit then!  Oh NYL, why must you be so adorable?  I am a hopeless mush, I swear.

Although I hate to even bring this up, I was talking with a good friend over the weekend about my ridiculously awful dating record lately, and the topic of idiot David came up.  I said that I wish I had never met him in the first place, which would have saved me a ton of aggravation, but she mentioned that perhaps it was something I had to go through and that, if nothing else, it was a good learning experience.  I guess I can see it that way.  It just makes me so mad that I wasted so much energy on such a douchebag.  For like, two years.  Damn.

And one more thing – I just finished watching the first season of True Blood, and I am totally in love with Bill.  I can only imagine the amazing orgasms I would have while he sucked my blood… OH BABY.  : )  (No plot spoilers in the comments, please!)

4 Responses to “Miscellaneous man updates”

  1. 1
    Jimmy Says:

    You should never regret what you’ve been through because it’s made you who you are. As crass as that sounds.
    Jimmy´s last blog ..The Aeroplane Erection My ComLuv Profile

  2. 2
    Honey Says:

    Yeah, the whole lesson you learned with David was to never go out with men that you’d previously been out with because if it didn’t work out the first time, it will NEVER work out…

    Oh, wait…

    :-)
    Honey´s last blog ..7 Ways To Destroy Creepiness and Improve Your Life (Part 2) My ComLuv Profile

  3. 3
    Ozgirl Says:

    I just wanted to say Happy Birthday again! It seems like you had a great time and it sounds like you are kicking of your thirties with a bang!! Have fun enjoy!
    Ozgirl´s last blog ..I have a theory My ComLuv Profile

  4. 4
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Jimmy – Not crass, very true actually.

    Honey – Ummm… yeah. Right. : )

    Ozgirl – Thanks! So far 30 has been a hell of a year, and I’m only one week in. Geez!
    The Dateable Dork´s last blog ..Miscellaneous man updates My ComLuv Profile

Got something to say?

CommentLuv Enabled

© 2010 The Dateable Dork | Entries (RSS) and Comments (RSS)
Design by Design Your Web Page - Powered By Blog Collector, zero skateboards