The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for March, 2010

Unfortunate

30 Mar 2010

“A girl with an unfortunate nose.”  I read that in a book somewhere once (or maybe it was online?  who can remember anymore…), and it struck a chord with me.  Short of plastic surgery, you can’t control the shape of your nose.  You can’t control a lot of things, actually, but I’m ok with that.  [...]

What I’m loving right this second

29 Mar 2010

Snow (Hey Oh) by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  Have always loved the Chili Peppers, and am really feeling this song today.  Not sure why, but I’m totally digging it right now.  Love it, love it, love it.  And it doesn’t hurt that Anthony Kiedis is totally freaking hot.  Love the long hair in that [...]

My completely taboo sexual fantasy

28 Mar 2010

Oh, my dears, did I have the most delicious little sexual fantasy/dream last night.  Mmmm… I SO wish I could carry it out in real life, but alas, it is completely taboo and so, so wrong.  The thing is, it involved a good friend of mine who happens to be happily married with a few [...]

New dress and sunny CA

26 Mar 2010

           While I’m sitting at my computer tonight, I figured I’d post a pair of recent photos for you to drool over – one of me (always drool worthy, right?  ha!), and one from my trip to CA.  I picked up this new dress at Express a few weeks ago and absolutely love it, and [...]

Wait, what just happened here?

26 Mar 2010

Lately my life has been getting really…. quiet.  Like, too quiet.  Granted, I’ve got all this great grad school stuff going on in the background (which I’m super excited about, as you all know way too well), but it seems like everything else has just been falling off the radar lately, leaving me alone and [...]

My strange reunion with the NMP

25 Mar 2010

So… wanna know what I did this past weekend?  I… umm… well… I kinda sorta hung out with the new male prospect.  Yes, the NMP who has been acting like a complete child lately.  The NMP who has been fixated on sex like a horny 15-year-old boy.  The NMP who absolutely refused to hang out [...]

Getting back on the wagon

24 Mar 2010

I got home a lot later than I had expected to tonight (not because I had to work late, but because I went out for an awesome dinner!), so instead of writing about my interesting story from the weekend, all I can muster is a quick update.  The big news is that, as of this [...]

3 out of 4 isn’t bad, but DAMN.

22 Mar 2010

It turns out that I really am rejected from grad school.  My sad little rejection letter was waiting for me when I got home from work today.  What the FUCK, school #4???  I immediately called the admissions chair to ask what happened – what could I have done better, or what were they looking for that I [...]

On the cusp of an interesting story…

21 Mar 2010

I had a very interesting (for lack of a better word) weekend.  Although I’m dying to write it up, it’s still festering and fermenting in my dorky little brain, and I’m not quite sure exactly what I want to say about it just yet.  Things are still winding down in my head, and I won’t be able [...]

Right now…

20 Mar 2010

… I’m eating peanut butter out of the jar and waiting for a guy to call.  Half the jar is already gone.  Enough said.

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