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One night, three men, lots to think about

20 Apr 2010

Just wanted to pop in to say that I’m home from date #2 with the European – details tomorrow.  Bottom line: I have mixed feelings about this one.  Hmm.  Will have to ponder what to do from here. 

Also: While I was out I got three – yes THREE – voicemails, which is three more than I usually get on a random Tuesday night.  All from sordid men, in fact.  Two from the new male prospect and one from – are you ready for this?  – David.  Yes, that David.  My life is just so ridiculous that sometimes I just can’t believe it’s really happening.  Again, details tomorrow.  Again, I have mixed feelings. 

Ugh.

9 Responses to “One night, three men, lots to think about”

  1. 1
    Chris Says:

    Well at least the vm from David is easily dealt with. Hit delete and call it a day…

  2. 2
    Mr_Right Says:

    Why have you not politely told David to go screw himself, metaphorically speaking?

  3. 3
    Nicole Says:

    Well, we can’t get a clear picture of what’s going on with NYL unless we know about your email to him and the results of that, which you didn’t share last time, so divulge, please!

    David just wants a booty call. Contemplate calling him back if you want to lessen your self esteem.

  4. 4
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Ok, here’s the deal (and you have to give me some credit here for being totally honest):

    Although I did NOT call David back, I did save the voicemail and listened to it a few times throughout the day today. I still love the sound of his voice, even if he’s a douchebag cheating motherfucker. I know how screwed up this is, but hey, life is a screwy thing. His voice is totally hot, just like the rest of him, and I like the sound of it in my hot-man-deprived ear. : )
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  5. 5
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    And Nicole – the NYL thing is just so embarrassing! I just can’t bear to get into it. I can’t even go near the return email sitting in my inbox because I get all flustered at the mere sight of it. Essentially, I made an ass out of myself and got shot down, and now I am too embarrassed to speak to him again for the foreseeable future.

  6. 6
    Mr_Right Says:

    One word.

    Detox.

    And Nicole and I wanna hear details about the embarassing email, but oh well. :)

  7. 7
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Doesn’t the European count as detox??? : )

  8. 8
    Jonsi Says:

    Only if you take him to the bone zone.

  9. 9
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Hahaha! An old college friend used to call it the “beef injection.”

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