The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for June, 2010

Apparently grad school is a man-magnet

29 Jun 2010

It’s funny how I’m busier now that I’m unemployed than when I was actually working.  Who knew?  Between fun summer get-togethers, catching up on all my doctor’s appointments for the university health care program, and planning stuff for the new apartment, I feel like I barely have enough time to squeeze out this post.  Craziness!  [...]

IKEA orgy!

28 Jun 2010

OMG I freaking love IKEA!!!  I went there today just to do some recon and get ideas for furnishing my new tiny apartment, and holy crap they have everything!  And it’s all so cheap!  And did I mention that they have *everything*???  If anyone was in IKEA today and saw a crazy girl flipping out [...]

My completely taboo sexual fantasy – part 2

27 Jun 2010

DAMN.  After meeting my very cute and very married male friend last week for lunch, and after he gave me such a thoughtful and personalized going-away present, and after we had a drunken conversation about sex at 2:00 in the afternoon, I am finding myself all riled up and dying to ride this guy like [...]

Houston, we have a nipple

26 Jun 2010

Earlier this week, in my new-found unemployed bliss, I went shopping during the afternoon and picked up a few new summer dresses – no big deal, just cute little dresses to wear around town while enjoying my vast expanse of free time.  I scored some major sales and got four dresses for 10 bucks each [...]

The NMP takes control – for real this time

24 Jun 2010

As in, he’s done.  With me.  For the foreseeable future. The NMP finally called me back tonight (after I had sent him 2 texts and 1 voicemail over the past 2 weeks or so), and he basically said that he’s “sick and tired” of me “fucking dictating everything” and said that he’s done dealing with [...]

Settling down, finally

23 Jun 2010

Ahhhhhhhh.  I just took a big, deep breath when I sat down to write this post.  I think the last time I had any down time was about two weeks ago, which is a really long time for me.  It’s been a busy first half of the week, what with the trip up to Boston [...]

Found an apartment!

22 Jun 2010

After what seemed like the most stressful experience ever, my apartment hunt in Boston is over, and I have a signed lease in my hands.  Phew!!!  The market in Cambridge is absolutely ridiculous – places get scooped up just hours after they hit the market, prices are sky high, quality is sketchy, and if you [...]

Freeeeeedom!

18 Jun 2010

HOLY SHIT, I QUIT MY JOB TODAY!  Are you getting the gravity of this?  Is it sinking in?  I’m unemployed voluntarily and loving every second of it (even though it’s only been a few hours)!  Ahhhh!!!!!!  : ) This has been the craziest week ever, and I’m sorry again that I’ve been away from the [...]

Happenin’

13 Jun 2010

OMG, my poor neglected blog!  I’m so sorry for being MIA for the last week or so, but dudes, I’ve been a busy little chickadee these days, and blogging suddenly found itself at the bottom of the priority list.  Oh, the horror!  Long story short, the reality is setting in that things are HAPPENING now.  [...]

I am starting to feel *so* official now!

01 Jun 2010

People, get this: Today I got my official university ID number and email address.  HOLY SHIT this is so freaking exciting, I can’t believe it!  I was literally squealing and jumping up and down in my office when the email oh-so-casually rolled into my inbox this afternoon.  And yes, call me a snob or a [...]

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