The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for the 'Chicago Boy' Category

Taking the high road

01 Apr 2009

Chicago Boy – Not sure what happened here, but sorry things didn’t work out!  It happens, no big deal.  Just wanted to say thanks again for the sushi, drinks, etc., and it was nice to have met you.  Best of luck.  : ) Take care, ~DD This email accomplishes the following: 1. I accept a [...]

One last gasp for air: the return of Chicago Boy

30 Mar 2009

Well, well, well… look who magically reappeared from the depths of the great beyond, that mysterious place where men are sucked into the darkness, never to be seen or heard from again.  But behold!  Apparently the man-eating black hole is equipped with text messaging service (come on, it’s a world filled with men… of course [...]

Dating is killing my brain cells

26 Mar 2009

Note to self: I am a smart woman.  Not only that, but I am an extremely independent, well-educated, well-spoken, aware, mature, grounded, respected adult in a highly technical niche profession.  I am capable and competent, I was fortunate enough to be brought up in a good, stable family who was willing and able to support [...]

My first night with Chicago Boy

21 Mar 2009

OMG, dudes, what a disaster!  I mean, it wasn’t completely a disaster, but I am seriously such a dork, and who knows what he hell he must think of me.  Ahhhhh!!!!  Really, I shouldn’t be allowed to date anyone.  They should just revoke my dating license and throw me in solitary confinement for the remainder [...]

Cute little things that make me happy

16 Mar 2009

People, I had a long, shitty day.  I didn’t get home from the office until 10:00 pm!  Hello???  WTF???  My boss has a big meeting tomorrow, and I got stuck doing prep work until late in the evening.  Eww.  I finally stumble into my apartment, tired and hungry, and not five minutes after I get [...]

Oh, who am I kidding?

15 Mar 2009

Well, I couldn’t keep that up for very long, now could I?  Is it so wrong to want to kiss and tell?  : ) Dudes, Friday night was so cute.  He picked me up in his convertible (!) and we headed over to one of my favorite local sushi places.  We got lucky and were [...]

Conflicted

15 Mar 2009

When I brought this blog back after my little hiatus, I hadn’t quite figured out what I wanted to do about sharing all the dirty details of my personal life, knowing that it’s surprisingly easy for whomever I’m dating to stumble upon my little site and read all about it for themselves.  I really, really [...]

Excited

12 Mar 2009

Ok people, I have a confession to make: I’ve been in a constant state of OMG OMG OMG since my great first date on Monday night.  I know it’s silly and that I’m being all girly and ridiculous, but whatever!  I don’t care!  I haven’t had a fun date like that in a while, and [...]

I am a pile of mush

10 Mar 2009

Ah, first dates.  Is there anything better than a great first date?  I have been all smiles all day, happily floating along through my daily routine, daydreaming and laughing and being a big pile of mush, completely useless at work and completely nauseating to my coworkers.  Don’t you just love that feeling?  : ) The [...]

Characteristics of a great first date

09 Mar 2009

He was adorable. I looked fabulous. We busted each other’s chops back and forth all night. Hand holding and knee touching under the table. Kiss goodnight. I still smell like his cologne. : )

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