The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for the 'Dating' Category

Sex in the new apartment!

21 Aug 2010

A bunch of interesting things to report: (1) Cue porno music… I have officially had sex in my new Cambridge apartment.  Oh baby!  The NMP came over last night, and we went out for drinks, came back to my place so I could show off my mad decorating skillz, and went at it like horny [...]

I looked at kitties today!

19 Aug 2010

Stop thinking dirty thoughts, my dears.  : ) I went to two local animal shelters today and looked at all the adorable cats up for adoption.  How friggin’ CUTE are these little guys, seriously?  I am so in love and wanted to take them all home immediately.  The plan is this: Research how to be [...]

Overwhelmed, content, and at peace

18 Aug 2010

I had an awesome day today.  It was overwhelming in so many ways, but all really *good* ways that make me feel so incredibly fortunate, peaceful, grateful, and excited.  It’s the end of the day, and I feel as if I’m completely at peace with the world around me, a feeling that I don’t remember [...]

Kind of a weird day today

17 Aug 2010

No word from Bachelor #3 today.  Does he still want to meet up later this week?  Do I still want to meet up with him after the weirdness bomb and subsequent outfall?  Should I just ignore his call/text if he contacts me to confirm?  (Yes, I should totally ignore him, by the way.)  Ahhhh.  This [...]

The inevitable downward spiral

16 Aug 2010

I have a feeling that things with Bachelor #3 are slowly but surely spiraling downward into the dating black hole of doom.  After one week, geez!  Give me a break, will ya?  This dating shit is fucking driving me crazy. Yesterday (and for most of today, actually) I was pretty convinced that I would never [...]

When dating slaps you with a WTF moment

15 Aug 2010

I learned my lesson a while ago about writing up the details of bad/weird dates, but suffice it to say that things with Bachelor #3 from last week have taken a turn into strange territory.  I hate to say that this is turning into a disaster (because really I’m not sure what the next move [...]

Bachelor #3 turns out to be a cutie (and finally some Texas sex details)

08 Aug 2010

Finally a good one!  : )  Ahhhh, what a breath of fresh air.  I met this guy for a cup of coffee this afternoon, and we wound up having a nice time AND making plans to have dinner later this week.  Score!  We chatted at the coffee shop for a while and hugged hello and [...]

Two dates, two duds

07 Aug 2010

As expected, my two dates this week were both pretty much duds.  Neither one of them was particularly bad or anything, but there was just no chemistry with either one.  Oh well!  Rumor has it that I might have yet another first date tomorrow, so we’ll see if the third time’s a charm.  : ) [...]

I heart Cambridge

03 Aug 2010

OMG this place is awesome.  So cute!  I love it!  The people are so *friendly* and approachable here – like, where did that come from??  Are these people from another planet or something?  Like a non-angry, not-in-a-rush, non-New-York planet?  So weird but so refreshing!  Oh Cambridge, where have you been all my life?  : ) [...]

Apparently grad school is a man-magnet

29 Jun 2010

It’s funny how I’m busier now that I’m unemployed than when I was actually working.  Who knew?  Between fun summer get-togethers, catching up on all my doctor’s appointments for the university health care program, and planning stuff for the new apartment, I feel like I barely have enough time to squeeze out this post.  Craziness!  [...]

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