The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for the 'Dating' Category

Warm revisited

10 Feb 2010

There is something to be said for being warm.
As NYL and I were cooking a big pot of curry last night, chopping and stirring and “accidentally” bumping into each other in the kitchen, I was warm.
As we cuddled up on the couch to eat dinner, watch the new episode of LOST, and watch the episode [...]

Making plans

08 Feb 2010

Today was a craaaaaazy busy day at work, which kinda sucked because I have a bunch of plans to make and no time to make them.  Geez.  Doesn’t my boss know that I have more important things to do during the day than work??  Hahahaha.  Anyway, get a load of the exciting plans being made this [...]

Today turned out to be totally awesome!

06 Feb 2010

I woke up this morning pondering what to do with my wide-open Saturday, and lo and behold, it turned out to be a pretty freaking awesome day.  Actually, it was completely and amazingly awesome, to be perfectly honest.  My face literally hurts from smiling so much.  I am a happy DD tonight!!!!  : )
Awesome thing #1: [...]

The NMP is being a total douche

04 Feb 2010

Remember when the new male prospect called me the other day saying that he had a vibrator for me and wanted to come over and hook up?  That phone call was a total disaster, to put it mildly.  I’ve actually spoken with him twice more since then, and it’s gotten to the point where I [...]

I turned 30 and all hell broke loose!

30 Jan 2010

Holy shit, this has been one HELL of a week.  Apparently turning 30 is the key to unlocking the universe or something, because crap has been flying in all directions lately.  WTF???  Here’s how it went down:
As I touched on earlier in the week, I essentially got an unofficial acceptance to grad school on Tuesday.  [...]

Miscellaneous man updates

26 Jan 2010

Kind of a random post tonight – a status report on my (pseudo)dating life, if you will:
I’m getting together with NYL on Saturday night – game plan TBD.  I’m kind of surprised that I managed to squeeze a Saturday night out of this guy, considering that I was relegated to Tues and Wed nights a few [...]

Speaking of hooking up through facebook…

21 Jan 2010

… I came across this awesome comic at xkcd today.  Love it! 
NYL and I are still exchanging FB messages and are tying to plan a little get together for next week.  I get all excited when the little “inbox (1)” light pops on.  It’s nauseating, really.  : )  I can’t help it!
I’m off to start prepping for [...]

Falling all over again (again)

20 Jan 2010

There is something about NYL that is getting me all smiley and excited tonight.  We’ve been exchanging these cute little messages back and forth on facebook and agreed to get together again one of these days – maybe next week.  Tonight I was reading through some of the old DD Version 1.0 stuff that I [...]

Newly-single NMP wants another blowjob

17 Jan 2010

Dear blog,
I’ve got a story for you, and you’re not going to like it.
I’ll make this short and sweet.  With bullets!  Here’s how it went down:

The new male prospect called me out of the blue last night.
Apparently he and his GF broke up after a year and a half.
I do a little happy dance in [...]

DD’s year-in-review: 2009

01 Jan 2010

Happy New Year!  : )  Can you *believe* it’s freaking 2010 already???  Where the hell did the last 10 years go?  How did it all happen so fast?  What the hell are we all supposed to do with this brand spanking new decade in front of us, waiting to be lived and breathed and stomped [...]

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