The Dateable Dork

Ok, so my Halloween costume this year was a “sexy referee,” and seriously, it was fucking AWESOME.

Found this photo in the archives while scrolling through some old pics.  Shows my signature boob-freckles that I know you all get a kick out of.  Enjoy, my dears.  : )

Photo credit: Hot Marine (yes, you read that right).

It’s been a while, so I decided to do a quick and dirty photo shoot this morning to document my ongoing Weight Watchers progress.  Warning: these photos aren’t very glamorous… this is raw DD on a random Saturday morning.  Enjoy.  : )
First up, the scale: I weighed in this morning at a shockingly low (for [...]

This has been such a whirlwind weekend – sorry I’ve been away from the blog!  I’ll write a proper post tonight, but for now, enjoy this pic of me in my par-tay clothes from last night, rocking my super-short new bob haircut (which I love, by the way).  Hope you’ve all been enjoying this gorgeous [...]

There’s something about the curves of a woman’s body that is absolutely sublime.  Nature seamlessly combines art and science as the soft, gentle curves form an awe-inspiring sinusoidal wave, triggering both my outer dork and inner seductress.  Ah, if only I could pose in a gallery and encourage onlookers to experience this magnificent exhibit for [...]

Well, my dears, I fucking did it!  I stuck to Weight Watchers for 5 weeks (and counting), dropped over 10 pounds, and finally fit into my beloved skinny jeans.  Score!!!  There’s not much else to say, except that I look damn good.  : )  Enjoy the pics!

This is my absolute favorite thing to wear in the summer – a plain old tank top and cargo pants, rolled up to the knees.  I’m so not a girly girl, and it’s in clothes like this that I really feel like myself.  It’s comfortable, casual, and lets me move around without having to worry [...]

From my chest to yours.  : )

P.S. – Thanks to Twitter-friend kmandeville for the heads-up!

OMG, was this weekend killer or what?  : ) 
Friday night: Girls’ night out.  My single female friends (all three of them, and one of them even brought a guy, hello???) and I went out on Friday night for some standard dinner/drinking/dancing debauchery.  It was totally awesome.  I love my girls!  And speaking of the girls, [...]

I’m back from Florida (stories to come…) but am being eaten alive by spambots.  Fuckers!!!  God damn this fucking internet and its fucking spambots and all the evil people behind them.  Ahem.  Anyway, I had to temporarily close all comments to stop the attack, and I’ll attempt to remedy the situation this weekend.  Until then, [...]