The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for the 'Photos' Category

New dress and sunny CA

26 Mar 2010

           While I’m sitting at my computer tonight, I figured I’d post a pair of recent photos for you to drool over – one of me (always drool worthy, right?  ha!), and one from my trip to CA.  I picked up this new dress at Express a few weeks ago and absolutely love it, and [...]

Halloween 2009 (aka, the most awesome night ever)

03 Nov 2009

Ok, so my Halloween costume this year was a “sexy referee,” and seriously, it was fucking AWESOME.

Mmmmm… cleavage

07 Sep 2009

Found this photo in the archives while scrolling through some old pics.  Shows my signature boob-freckles that I know you all get a kick out of.  Enjoy, my dears.  : ) Photo credit: Hot Marine (yes, you read that right).

Skinny report

29 Aug 2009

It’s been a while, so I decided to do a quick and dirty photo shoot this morning to document my ongoing Weight Watchers progress.  Warning: these photos aren’t very glamorous… this is raw DD on a random Saturday morning.  Enjoy.  : ) First up, the scale: I weighed in this morning at a shockingly low [...]

Allow me to distract you from my lack of blogging…

19 Jul 2009

This has been such a whirlwind weekend – sorry I’ve been away from the blog!  I’ll write a proper post tonight, but for now, enjoy this pic of me in my par-tay clothes from last night, rocking my super-short new bob haircut (which I love, by the way).  Hope you’ve all been enjoying this gorgeous [...]

DD in the flesh: body as art edition

14 Jun 2009

There’s something about the curves of a woman’s body that is absolutely sublime.  Nature seamlessly combines art and science as the soft, gentle curves form an awe-inspiring sinusoidal wave, triggering both my outer dork and inner seductress.  Ah, if only I could pose in a gallery and encourage onlookers to experience this magnificent exhibit for [...]

DD in the flesh: skinny jeans edition!

07 Jun 2009

Well, my dears, I fucking did it!  I stuck to Weight Watchers for 5 weeks (and counting), dropped over 10 pounds, and finally fit into my beloved skinny jeans.  Score!!!  There’s not much else to say, except that I look damn good.  : )  Enjoy the pics!

Weekend casual

09 May 2009

This is my absolute favorite thing to wear in the summer – a plain old tank top and cargo pants, rolled up to the knees.  I’m so not a girly girl, and it’s in clothes like this that I really feel like myself.  It’s comfortable, casual, and lets me move around without having to worry [...]

Happy National Cleavage Day!

03 Apr 2009

From my chest to yours.  : ) P.S. – Thanks to Twitter-friend kmandeville for the heads-up!

My boobs looked great this weekend

08 Mar 2009

OMG, was this weekend killer or what?  : )  Friday night: Girls’ night out.  My single female friends (all three of them, and one of them even brought a guy, hello???) and I went out on Friday night for some standard dinner/drinking/dancing debauchery.  It was totally awesome.  I love my girls!  And speaking of the [...]

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