The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

  • About Me

    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for the 'Photos' Category

Halloween 2009 (aka, the most awesome night ever)

03 Nov 2009

Ok, so my Halloween costume this year was a “sexy referee,” and seriously, it was fucking AWESOME.

Mmmmm… cleavage

07 Sep 2009

Found this photo in the archives while scrolling through some old pics.  Shows my signature boob-freckles that I know you all get a kick out of.  Enjoy, my dears.  : )

Photo credit: Hot Marine (yes, you read that right).

Skinny report

29 Aug 2009

It’s been a while, so I decided to do a quick and dirty photo shoot this morning to document my ongoing Weight Watchers progress.  Warning: these photos aren’t very glamorous… this is raw DD on a random Saturday morning.  Enjoy.  : )
First up, the scale: I weighed in this morning at a shockingly low (for [...]

Allow me to distract you from my lack of blogging…

19 Jul 2009

This has been such a whirlwind weekend – sorry I’ve been away from the blog!  I’ll write a proper post tonight, but for now, enjoy this pic of me in my par-tay clothes from last night, rocking my super-short new bob haircut (which I love, by the way).  Hope you’ve all been enjoying this gorgeous [...]

DD in the flesh: body as art edition

14 Jun 2009

There’s something about the curves of a woman’s body that is absolutely sublime.  Nature seamlessly combines art and science as the soft, gentle curves form an awe-inspiring sinusoidal wave, triggering both my outer dork and inner seductress.  Ah, if only I could pose in a gallery and encourage onlookers to experience this magnificent exhibit for [...]

DD in the flesh: skinny jeans edition!

07 Jun 2009

Well, my dears, I fucking did it!  I stuck to Weight Watchers for 5 weeks (and counting), dropped over 10 pounds, and finally fit into my beloved skinny jeans.  Score!!!  There’s not much else to say, except that I look damn good.  : )  Enjoy the pics!

Weekend casual

09 May 2009

This is my absolute favorite thing to wear in the summer – a plain old tank top and cargo pants, rolled up to the knees.  I’m so not a girly girl, and it’s in clothes like this that I really feel like myself.  It’s comfortable, casual, and lets me move around without having to worry [...]

Happy National Cleavage Day!

03 Apr 2009

From my chest to yours.  : )

P.S. – Thanks to Twitter-friend kmandeville for the heads-up!

My boobs looked great this weekend

08 Mar 2009

OMG, was this weekend killer or what?  : ) 
Friday night: Girls’ night out.  My single female friends (all three of them, and one of them even brought a guy, hello???) and I went out on Friday night for some standard dinner/drinking/dancing debauchery.  It was totally awesome.  I love my girls!  And speaking of the girls, [...]

Back

07 Feb 2009

I’m back from Florida (stories to come…) but am being eaten alive by spambots.  Fuckers!!!  God damn this fucking internet and its fucking spambots and all the evil people behind them.  Ahem.  Anyway, I had to temporarily close all comments to stop the attack, and I’ll attempt to remedy the situation this weekend.  Until then, [...]

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