The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for the 'Rants and raves' Category

Obligatory LOST finale (mini)rant

25 May 2010

I’m going to make this short and sweet: I’ve been a devoted LOST fan for the past 6 years.  I was expecting greatness from the finale on Sunday.  I did not receive it.  I am confused, frustrated, and disappointed by the ending.  WTF, LOST???  Did Sawyer even take his shirt off in the finale?  I mean [...]

Bachelors beware: confessions of an education snob

04 Nov 2009

Hello, my name is DD, and I’m an education snob. Hey, at least I admit it.  I’ve never been shy about my list of dating requirements, and my recent post is no exception.  In fact, it (rather predictably) stirred up quite a debate about the role of education in dating.  Should education have have a [...]

Allow me to express my displeasure at the male species

16 Sep 2009

Dear ex-lovers, fuck-buddies, and exes who have recently stuck their tongue down my throat, When my phone rings and I get all excited that you might actually be calling me, and then my caller ID says it’s my dad, I get a little disappointed.  When it’s been over a week since I’ve last heard from [...]

21st Century Breakdown

10 Aug 2009

As long-time readers may recall, I’m a big Green Day fan and have been ever since my brother used to blast “When I Come Around” through my bedroom walls in the 90s.  Ah, remember those days?  I was probably wearing flannel shirts and skater jeans and practicing kissing on my hand.  Hahaha.  Anyway, I recently [...]

Should I say something?

11 May 2009

I’ve been internally debating something for the past few weeks/months, and I’m not quite sure what to do about it.  It’s been slowly eating away at me, stewing around in the back of my mind, popping up again when my mind starts to wander off-course, and generally giving me a not-so-great feeling in my stomach [...]

Rants and raves: my opinions on sex-related issues

26 Apr 2009

I don’t normally use this blog to voice my opinions on politics/religion/etc., but peeps, there is just too much interesting stuff going on right now, and I feel the need to comment.  Let me preface this post by saying that I don’t intend to offend, insult, or criticize anyone.  I respect the fact that everyone [...]

Kanye West totally rocks

27 Jan 2009

Have you heard the remix of Kanye West’s Love Lockdown on the radio lately?  I think this song totally rocks, especially considering my long-time love of both dance music and Kanye West.  You should see me rocking out to this song – my dorky dance moves are in full effect, not to mention the loud [...]

I should really buy stock in Kleenex

28 Dec 2008

Ladies, back me up here: There are some days of the month where you are more susceptible to crying than others.  Ahem.  There are some days where the littlest thing will set me off into a marathon sobbing fit in which an entire box of tissues is voraciously devoured.  It happens.  I accept that.  I’m [...]

Too many weddings, too little sanity

22 Dec 2008

Just a quick post tonight.  It’s been a LONG ass day, and I am just about ready to collapse into my big comfy bed.  Oh, if only there were someone there waiting for me, someone to slam me down on the bed, nibble at my earlobes, rip my clothes off with their teeth, slowly make [...]

The secret confession of a single woman

18 Dec 2008

Ok people, I have to get something off my chest tonight.  I have a confession to make.  It’s horrible, and maybe it makes me a mean person, or a spiteful person, or a jaded, bitchy, jealous person.  Yes, perhaps I am all of these things, but I can’t change how I feel about this issue.  [...]

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