The Dateable Dork

DUDES.  I recently found out that a good friend of mine does NOT engage in oral sex.  At all.  Doesn’t give it, doesn’t allow guys to give it to her, and pretty much thinks the entire idea of it is uncomfortable and unappealing.  When she told me this, I responded, “Oh.”  In my head, I [...]

A bunch of interesting things to report: (1) Cue porno music… I have officially had sex in my new Cambridge apartment.  Oh baby!  The NMP came over last night, and we went out for drinks, came back to my place so I could show off my mad decorating skillz, and went at it like horny [...]

I have a feeling that things with Bachelor #3 are slowly but surely spiraling downward into the dating black hole of doom.  After one week, geez!  Give me a break, will ya?  This dating shit is fucking driving me crazy. Yesterday (and for most of today, actually) I was pretty convinced that I would never [...]

Finally a good one!  : )  Ahhhh, what a breath of fresh air.  I met this guy for a cup of coffee this afternoon, and we wound up having a nice time AND making plans to have dinner later this week.  Score!  We chatted at the coffee shop for a while and hugged hello and [...]

DAMN.  After meeting my very cute and very married male friend last week for lunch, and after he gave me such a thoughtful and personalized going-away present, and after we had a drunken conversation about sex at 2:00 in the afternoon, I am finding myself all riled up and dying to ride this guy like [...]

OH MY GOD.  So I wound up meeting up with the 45-year-old bar monkey last night, and oh dear lord, did we have the most amazing sex ever.  This guy is the prime example of sexual perfection – experienced, suave, enthusiastic, ravenous.  I have a new-found appreciation for older men.  I mean, GOD DAMN!!!  I [...]

I just had a conversation with the NMP about the market price of one of my so-called mind-blowing blowjobs in our little 2-person sexual marketplace.  Last time I set the price at satisfying all of my sexual desires in bed, and I think the market will bear a rate increase to include sexual satisfaction AND [...]

This weekend has been one hell of a roller coaster ride – from movies with the European to sex with the NMP to resurrection of my little tennis league which has left me with a sunburn and a very sore, very tired body.  I’ll try to keep this short and sweet: Part 1: The European [...]

The NMP and I are slowly but surely inching our way to phone sex.  And let me tell ya, it’s fucking HOT.  I know I made a rule for myself about not hooking up with him again, but when have I ever stuck to any of my rules, seriously?  : )  I haven’t had much [...]

Oh, my dears, did I have the most delicious little sexual fantasy/dream last night.  Mmmm… I SO wish I could carry it out in real life, but alas, it is completely taboo and so, so wrong.  The thing is, it involved a good friend of mine who happens to be happily married with a few [...]