The Dateable Dork

Oh baby, did I have a fucking AWESOME night on Saturday night with New Year’s Lips.  Hands down, the most fun I’ve had in a very long time, even more fun than my recent birthday bash and the last time I hung out with NYL, both of which were pretty damn awesome.  There are so [...]

Dudes, I had one hell of a night on Friday night.  Get this: Two friends and I had plans to have dinner at one of my favorite new tapas restaurants and then head over to a bar for some live music/drinks/partying/etc.  Dinner was great (sooooo delicious), and we made it over to the bar as [...]

I had planned on writing about my absolutely awful date tonight, but instead, I received an email in my inbox this afternoon that completely knocked the wind out of me, compelling me to write a different but very meaningful post.  Details of the troll date will have to wait until tomorrow. As you all know [...]

As we lie in bed, him completely naked, me with my light summer dress hiked up above my waist, I slowly and carefully run my fingers up and down his chiseled body, trying to memorize every curve, every muscle, every delicious inch of him before he vanishes into the night.  As my hands graze over [...]

I kinda, sorta, maybe slept with Hot Marine last night.  Oops!  Can you sleep with someone by accident???  I swear, it just sort of happened!  [insert angelic halo and innocent puppy dog eyes]  : ) I got home from work late with a one-line email in my inbox asking if I wanted to “hang out.”  A [...]

After the typical days-long period of radio-silence after he left my apartment, Hot Marine magically reappears in my inbox with the following absolutely delightful message: You should tell your blog audience how you’ve totally changed your appearance since I saw you last.  You are amazingly beautiful.  I was beyond stunned when I saw you and [...]

Ohhhhhhh, my dears, can we all just take a minute to bask in the intoxicating sex glow that’s been hovering over me since Friday night?  : )  I’ve gotta say, I’m SO glad I did it.  There’s an endless internal debate over whether getting involved with Hot Marine is worth all the aggravation, the disappointment, [...]

Sometimes doing something wrong feels oh-so-right.  Looks like I’ll have a juicy update tomorrow.  : )

Dear pussy, Remember me?  It’s DD, you long-lost friend.  You know, the person who carries you around all day, cleans you, grooms you, keeps you nice and fresh and perky.  What’s that you say?  You’re hungry?  Well, yes, I know… but unfortunately I’ve got nothing to offer you these days.  The cupboards are bare, my [...]

Last winter I went dumpster diving and managed to unearth a genuinely good guy – he was handsome yet had that irresistible edgy look (the long hair/skater type), he was successful and independent (owned a house, car, motorcycle, and boat), and he was the perfect combination of quietly dorky (computer geek) and excitingly spontaneous (snowboarder!).  [...]