The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

  • About Me

    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Panic attack approaching…

28 Jul 2010

OMG I am so stressed out about this move!  I am seriously on the verge (for the second time) of a moving-induced panic attack.  Where’s the xanax when you need it???  I had NO IDEA how much work would be involved here, and I am finding myself totally overwhelmed and extremely anxious and on edge.  [...]

What I’m loving right this second

29 Mar 2010

Snow (Hey Oh) by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  Have always loved the Chili Peppers, and am really feeling this song today.  Not sure why, but I’m totally digging it right now.  Love it, love it, love it.  And it doesn’t hurt that Anthony Kiedis is totally freaking hot.  Love the long hair in that [...]

Blog, what happened to us?

25 Feb 2010

Dear blog, There was once a time when I could tell you everything, when you were my BFF, when I would tell you things that I didn’t tell anyone else, and when I could write freely and openly and really spill my guts to you.  Remember those days?  Ah yes, I remember them fondly.  But [...]

I heart the winter Olympics

17 Feb 2010

OMG, did you see that AWESOME snowboarding tonight????  And the downhill skiing???  Holy shit!  I am totally PUMPED for the return of men’s figure skating tomorrow night, not to mention the women’s figure skating still to come.  So exciting!! Ok, just had to get that out.  : )

This is what happens when I encounter one of my “unattainable men”

04 Dec 2009

OMG OMG OMG Daniel Craig.  Hugh Jackman.  Shirtless.  There was screaming.  I will be completely incapacitated until further notice.

Somebody pinch me

18 Nov 2009

Remember this?  Well, I just scored a front-row ticket to this.  There are no words.  Let the countdown begin.  : )

I think I need a Santa outfit

12 Nov 2009

I had so much fun dressing up in that referee costume for Halloween, and it got me thinking… why don’t I do that more often?  Granted, it’s only socially acceptable to wear that kind of stuff out in public for one night each year, but I can certainly wear some fun little outfits for *indoor* [...]

Respect

09 Nov 2009

There have been some fairly heated comments on this blog lately, and I’m taking this opportunity to remind everyone that this blog should be a place of mutual respect.  I respect your right to say whatever you’d like about me, but since we’re all adults here, I expect that all comments will be made with [...]

Inspiration to kick off the weekend

06 Nov 2009

I stumbled upon this absolutely gorgeous Georgia O’Keeffe painting and quote at the Smithsonian American Art Museum during my trip to DC in September.  Something about this piece just hits me in that fabulously intoxicating way that leaves me contentedly awe-struck and inspired.  Just thought I’d pass the inspiration along as we embark on what [...]

The Virgin signs off

01 Sep 2009

I have to take a little break from my normal stream-of-consciousness ramblings about my life to say goodbye to a long-time bloggy friend – The Virgin (well, technically the Ex-Virgin).  After about a year and a half (V, correct me if I’m wrong), he’s decided to close up shop, and I have to say, I’m [...]

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