The Dateable Dork

I’m back from Florida (stories to come…) but am being eaten alive by spambots.  Fuckers!!!  God damn this fucking internet and its fucking spambots and all the evil people behind them.  Ahem.  Anyway, I had to temporarily close all comments to stop the attack, and I’ll attempt to remedy the situation this weekend.  Until then, [...]

Remember Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure?  Bill and Ted get totally stoned and fly around through space and time in a magical phone booth with George Carlin, meeting lots of historical dudes and hot women along the way?  We all loved this movie, right?  Well, my dears, I accidentally had my very own totally excellent [...]

Today, I am proud.  Today, as I watched the live inauguration coverage from a conference room in my office, I sat on the edge of my seat, wide-eyed, with child-like awe.  I watched a historic right of passage unfold right before my eyes.  And I watched as Obama uttered the phrase “we are ready to [...]

In case you haven’t figured it out by now, here’s a public service announcement: I’m not getting laid… on purpose. Long-time readers will recall a time when I was getting laid left and right and was juggling multiple men, multiple dates, and multiple orgasms.  But here’s the deal: there are a bunch of things going [...]

Since apparently Santa wasn’t listening to me last year, I’m re-printing my (slightly edited) letter from 2007 in the hopes that I might FINALLY get some of the things on my list.  Are you paying attention, Santa???  Hello???  What can I do to pull your attention away from Mrs. Claus?  : ) *************** Dear Santa, [...]

I recently got tagged by the fabulous NewWrldYankee to list a bunch of random stuff about me, and who I am to turn down such a friendly tag?  The only problem is that you’re supposed to list five things for each question, and this kind of organization is just too much for my dorky little brain to [...]

First of all, thanks for such a warm response!  I’m very glad to be back.  : ) So, I mentioned in my last post that the main reason I started up this new site is because this blog makes me happy, plain and simple.  I love writing, chatting, and yes, taking the occasional photo of [...]

That’s right, my peeps: I’m back!  : ) For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, here’s the 5-minute synopsis:  I had a blog for about a year.  It was friggin awesome.  I wrote all sorts of crazy shit about my dating/sex life.  Guys faded in, and guys faded out.  But [...]