The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

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    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Archive for the 'Vintage' Category

What defines a fantastic fuck?

23 Apr 2008

Alexander asked a great question in the comments on my last post [in which I remembered a "very naked weekend" with New Year's Lips after we had first met]: “So what is it that qualifies as a ‘fantastic fuck’ as opposed to just a ‘fuck’??”  Well, my dear Alexander, I could go on and on [...]

I need to wear dresses more often

14 Mar 2008

Sorry about the relative silence around the blog lately.  I swear, I have a good excuse.  New Year’s Lips and I went out for a “nice evening” on Wednesday night, and Thursday night I was completely exhausted from all the (ahem) physical activity from Wednesday night.  Read on for the complete story… We hadn’t seen [...]

The straw

22 Jan 2008

Ok guys, I admit it, I’m getting all schmoopy lately.  You caught me.  I am a girl after all, and sometimes I get a little emotional.  So in the spirit of mushiness, here’s another semi-emotional post.  Enjoy.  Or tell me to stop being so mushy.  Whatever.  : ) The plastic straw is lying on my [...]

Warm

21 Jan 2008

It’s freezing here in New York.  The kind of freezing where it’s very uncomfortable to be outside even for a few minutes.  There’s wind.  There’s frost.  Did I mention the wind?  I think it’s finally winter over here.  When I went outside to go to work this morning, I said to myself, “Shit, it’s cold.”  [...]

Starving, and losing myself

02 Dec 2007

I am starving for a relationship.  I want it so badly.  I put incredible amounts of time and effort into searching for it, trying to find a life-giving oasis in the harsh desert of the daily grind.  I wander the desert with an intense focus, battling wind, storms, thirst, hunger, and intense isolation.  I go [...]

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