The Dateable Dork

Dating (mis)adventures of an unexpectedly sexy New Yorker

  • About Me

    I’m a 30-year-old (!!!), single, charming, and totally dorky girl taking on the ridiculous New York dating scene. When guys are surprised to see a sex kitten emerge from behind my dorky exterior, I just smile and reply, “Who ever said that dorks can’t be sexy?" [More]

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    thedateabledork AT gmail DOT com
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  • Unattainable Men

    • Jason Bateman
    • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day (what girl doesn't want a rock star?)
    • Hugh Jackman from "Wolverine" (please Hugh, take me NOW)
    • Will Smith from "I, Robot"
    • Tobey Maguire (or a Spiderman-upside-down-kiss equivalent)
    • David Cook from "American Idol" (I'll leave the light on for you, baby)
    • Matthew Fox from "Lost"
    • Barack Obama (oh come on, he's adorable!)
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Photos

Let’s face it: I’m a little bit of an exhibitionist and enjoy showing off my 20-something body while I still have it.  Nothing wrong with that, right?  : )  Below is a compilation/directory of all the various photos I’ve posted of myself, including – wait for it – all the stuff from DD Version 1.0!  Enjoy, my dears.

P.S. – Click on any of the photos for a bigger version (you know you want to).


DD Version 2.0: Posts in the Photos Category

Plus this runner-up gravatar shot:

These shoes are fabulous!


DD Version 1.0 (plus a few extras)

My bloggy debut:

Sexy dork in the flesh          Sexy dork in the flesh - 2

 

 It’s all about the legs (and a side shot of my sweet little ass – oooh, scandalous!):

Love those legs!

 

 Showing off my new suit before a day at the beach:

Ready for the beach          Rub some lotion on me

 

Locked and loaded

 

 Frustrated with the online dating scene, I show those losers what they’re missing:

To online dating losers: you can't have this

 Or this          And definitely none of this

 

If you released any bodily fluids (drool, etc.) while viewing this page, it’s only fair to leave me a comment telling me about it!

14 Responses to “Photos”

  1. 1
    Tony Says:

    I remember these photo’s… couldn’t help myself, had to release bodily fluids. Not drool though ;-)

  2. 2
    Vince Says:

    Yum yum! 3rd pic…legs, nothing but legs. Perfect ass, I would love to bury my face in there. Really need to release the twins ;-)

  3. 3
    DrSmoothie Says:

    Tony you charmer.

  4. 4
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Tony – Nothing wrong with that. : )

    Vince – Yeah, the leg photo is one of my favorites! Glad you enjoyed it.

    DrSmoothie – Hahaha.

  5. 5
    Simon Says:

    I’m down

  6. 6
    Buddha Says:

    Oh my. A very nice body. Very VERY nice.

    Such a spankable little booty…

  7. 7
    hubman Says:

    What a pleasant treat you are!

  8. 8
    Shirtless Guy Says:

    We need some new pictures now that you are “thin” I must say, again, going off those pics though you weren’t fat to begin with.

  9. 9
    Toe Joe Says:

    Can we see more feet? Everything else is totally desireable…

  10. 10
    Farm Boy Says:

    Your beauty is quite sublime,
    Causing my heart to palpitate,
    Once I’ve finished this rhyme,
    I believe I’ll have to…

    You really are quite lovely. Conidering the personality of your writings and contours of your figure, I must confess I can’t understand why you don’t have your pick of men.

  11. 11
    Ken Says:

    Sit on my face? I’m not above begging.

  12. 12
    Roy Says:

    I need to see a face…My email is real…

  13. 13
    Dio Says:

    Wow, you are stunning.

  14. 14
    The Dateable Dork Says:

    Thank you for the absolutely delicious comments. : )

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